Donald Glover Weirdo Page #2
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- 2012
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I don't care about Shaft.
The fact that they
kept assuming that...
Like I woke up every morning,
like, in my Shaft pajamas,
jumped out of bed,
ran down the stairs,
drank a cup of Shaft juice,
turned on the Shaft television...
I just realized "Shaft juice"
sounds like semen.
That'd be gross.
I just like...
I was just doing some stuff
with, like, music,
and I just put out
that EP, and I was like...
Thank you.
And I was listening to it
in my car, I picked up...
Like, it was in the
mixing, and I was like,
oh, I want to see how it sounds
in the car
and I picked up
a friend of mine, she got in.
And she was like, "Is this you?"
And I was like, "Yeah."
And she goes,
"You listen to your own music?"
I was like, "Yeah, yeah,
I listen to my own music."
Like, being a...
being an entertainer...
Being an entertainer
is the only job
where you can
enjoy your own stuff.
Did you know that?
It's the only job where you can
enjoy your own sh*t.
Like, if I made
sandwiches for a living,
like, if I made sandwiches
for a living,
like if I worked
at Subway or something,
I make sandwiches for a living,
and then I go home and I make
myself a sandwich,
nobody in here is gonna be like,
getting a little conceited,
aren't we?
Like, no one cares,
no one cares.
It's also the only job
where you have to keep proving
you can do it.
Like, you can...
You have to keep like...
Like, if you work at Staples,
you don't have to be like,
"Oh yeah, I know how to
move paper from here to here."
Like, you don't have to do that
every time you go in.
As an actor, I have
to prove I know how to act
every time I have to audition
and prove I know how to act like
I'm just gonna forget
how to act one day.
Like, I just won't know.
Like, I'll come back from summer
break, go to "Community,"
and they're gonna
be like, "Okay, and action!"
And I'll just be like...
"What are you doing?"
"I don't know! Is this acting?
Help, help!"
It's ridiculous.
But like,
I like music a ton, but the
problem is, is like,
I like weird stuff.
I like weird, crazy music,
like, weird people making music,
and we really don't have that
anymore.
Like, you know, we got
Lady Gaga and stuff like that,
but that's... I don't think
that's really weird.
I feel like that's
planned, like, I don't...
We need weird stuff.
But as an adult,
we're not really allowed
to be weird anymore.
Like, the older you get, the
less you can take weird stuff.
That's the truth.
Like, you can't take
weird stuff anymore.
Like, as a kid,
really weird and f***ed up.
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