Donald Glover Weirdo Page #5
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- 2012
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And she plays me the voice
message I left.
And I didn't keep it,
but I remember it very well,
and it went a little something...
It went like this.
Boop.
"Hey, it's Donald, I just
wanted to let you know that
"I'm running a little bit late
picking up Ben,
but I just
wanted to let you know..."
( screaming )
"What'd you do?
"What'd you do?
I gotta hide!"
( panting )
"I'll hide in this tree!
"Get away!
"Get away!
Leave me alone!"
( sobbing )
"I want to die, I want to die."
That's pretty much
how it sounded.
So-
Thanks.
So I've had a lot of run-ins
with, you know,
like, homeless people
and stuff like that.
And you know, I lived in
Downtown LA,
and Downtown LA is kind of like
the '80s decided to stay there.
They're like, oh, yeah, you guys
go ahead and be the '90s,
go enjoy Ace of Base.
We'll be here,
practicing the Moonwalk
and selling crack.
Like, that's
everything in Downtown LA.
And I... You know, I'm hanging
out in Downtown LA
You know, I would have,
like, parties or something
or watch movies
and stuff like that
and I'd have girls over
and I'd always had to walk them
back to their car.
Like, they ask me,
like, can you walk me back?
And I'm like, sure.
I was like,
wow, every girl who comes over
asks me to walk them
back to their car,
like, no matter what time.
And like, I realized,
I was like,
Oh, they're afraid they're gonna
get attacked
or raped or something,
and I was like, oh, my God,
like, that's ridiculous.
Like, as a grown man,
like, that's never in my head.
Like, oh, will I get...
Like, rape isn't right around
the corner for me
like it is for women,
which is so messed up.
Like if someone...
Like, I'm an adult male,
I'm a grown man.
Like, if someone
was gonna rape me, like,
someone's gonna attack
me and rape me,
like, they had to be, like...
you know?
Like, real tricky.
Like, I'd be, like, going in
the movie theater,
I got my popcorn, you know.
About to go see, like,
explosions in it.
Just like,
"Hey, what's going on?
"Sorry, man, sorry.
"Oh, sorry, man, sorry, just
trying to get through.
"It's 'The Expendables.'
"Sorry, excuse me, trying...
"Sorry, all right.
Ah!"
And then I see, like...
Then I see, like, a man dressed
Goddammit!
"What up, man?"
"Nothing...
I got raped again, man."
"Can you believe this?
No, I don't want to watch
'Expendables' anymore."
I was hanging out
in my neighborhood
and this girl was jogging
and we started talking
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