Dirty 30 Page #4

ask politely, or would he say...

- you know what?

I think he would.

- Would he?

- Yeah, he seems like

a really nice guy.

- Look, I don't know.

I'm just his doppelganger, so...

- uh, debatable.

- Fridays are no good for me

because those

are my falconry Fridays

where I play with my falcons.

Saturday is d, d&d Saturday.

The third d, of course, for...

- Drinking?

- Domino's.

- Got it.

- Every single Monday, Tuesday,

Wednesday, Thursday, however,

until 2019, wide open.

- Happy birthday.

- Thank you.

Thank you, chef.

I like to tell them

it's my birthday

for the free cake.

- Gauze.

Kate.

- Hmm?

- Gauze.

- Oh.

- You almost choked on

your own blood, but don't worry.

We got you.

Sorry.

- Sparkling grape juice

just in case there's a miracle

brewing in there.

- Todd, I'm proud of you.

As of today, Todd was promoted

to vice president

of paralegal management

at Jones and associates.

All right.

- Hear, hear!

All:
Hear.

- Oh, that's real crystal.

- Mmm.

Mm!

I have an idea.

Why don't we all head up to

the mountain house this weekend

to do some celebratory skiing?

- Yes.

Yes, I've been wanting to break

out my new Fischer XCS.

Hunter at work is so jealous.

I can't wait to test

those puppies out on the powder.

- Babe, it's Kate's birthday

this weekend.

- Evie, how often do I get

a promotion?

- Every six months.

It's your dad's company.

- Exactly, so just try to be

a little bit more considerate.

- So, Evie, how is

the fundraising coming along?

You know, for the bald...

Llamas?

- Alpacas with alopecia.

- Oh, is... is that a thing?

- Yeah, apparently.

Yeah, I had no idea either,

but they called me.

And, actually, I have already

raised over half of their goal.

Hear, hear.

- Well, I think

it's very important

for housewives

to keep their hobbies.

- Oh, it pays.

Because it's my job, so it pays.

- Oh.

- Lay off, mom.

Okay?

If Evie wants to make

a little extra spending money,

who am I to stop her?

Even though I've offered.

Male announcer:
So grab

a friend and make some plans.

Cabins are filling up fast.

Michiana, exit 212.

- Are you ready to get real

about real estate?

- Oh, my god.

- Hi, I'm Ashley Driscoll

and I'm here to make

your dreams a reality.

Let's raise the roof

on finding you an ideal home.

You know, lots of realtors

think they can help you

find a great house,

but I'm here...

- Throw me a party.

- Seriously?

- Yep.

Let's check one thing

off that letter.

Throw me a damn party.

- I'll make t-shirts!

- No, no.

Nothing crazy.

Let's keep it super casual.

Evie, do you even have time

to throw this so last minute?

Evie?

Evie?

- Sorry, I blacked out

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