Dirty 30 Page #5

from excitement.

Kate, of course!

I once put together the Alpha

sigma tiki mixer in two hours

complete with a full

roasted pig.

- All right, well, seriously,

keep it very small.

Classy, even,

and Charlie, I'm counting on you

to keep Evie in line.

- Never do.

- Okay.

Cool.

I will put it in my calendar.

This is gonna be really fun.

- I think I just found us

a venue.

- Go team!

Morning, sunshine.

- Mm.

Morning.

- Looks like one of us

had some fun last night.

You got a pair of panties

in your front pocket.

- Oh, they're my spare pair.

Okay.

We are starting off

fixing a snapped wire

on a permanent retainer,

then there's an extraction

of Kelly Grossman's back molar.

I know.

Two braces checkups

and retainer fitting finale.

What?

You look like the Grinch.

What?

- Dan is our first client.

- And?

- Well, he's cute.

I think you should invite him

to your party.

- I can't invite a patient

to my party.

- Why not?

- Uh, because one of us has to

keep a level of professionalism

around here.

- Oh, come on.

It's one pair of panties.

These are not my panties.

- So, Dan, are you

still a little nervous

when it comes to

the dental stuff?

- Oh, no.

I think you're confusing me

with somebody else.

- Okay, well, I'm gonna need

my arm back to work.

- Oh.

- It's okay.

- Okay, Dan.

So it says here

that we are giving you

a new front grille that says

"ass" and "shaker."

- Oh, no.

I, uh...

- I'm just kidding.

I'm fixing the wire

on that broken retainer.

- Right.

- Relax.

- All right, I've got good news

and bad news for you.

The good news is that

this is not gonna hurt at all,

so you don't even need

an anesthetic,

but the bad news is that

Jules has no medical moral code,

so she's gonna let me

gas you up.

- Yeah, let's party.

- All right.

Take a deep breath.

Good.

Thank you.

Yeah, I don't know why I got

so nervous there.

I mean, normally

I'm extremely macho and tough.

- Mm.

No, but seriously.

I'm not even afraid of spiders.

- Hm.

Wow.

- I mean, snakes, however,

they can suck a duck.

- I'm sorry,

that was not very chivalrous.

Chivalrous.

That's a funny word.

Chivalrous.

- Maybe I should use

that nitrous as my plus one

to your birthday.

- I don't know.

I heard he's pretty gassy.

- Oh, you found your audience.

- It's your birthday?

Happy birthday!

- Thank you.

- Oh, you should come

to her birthday tomorrow.

- Oh, I would love to!

Wait, how do I get there?

- Do you have a car?

- I do!

I can drive there.

- You are a drug dealer.

- Yeah, I know.

Gassy.

- Evie, let's go!

You can put your face on

in the car.

- Oh.

Sorry, guys.

It's work drama.

Hey, Linda.

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