Dirty 30

Synopsis: Lifelong friends Kate, Evie and Charlie are in a rut. Kate spends her days at a middling job and her nights alone or on failed dates. Evie is married with the in-laws from hell, wandering from one charitable cause to the next. Charlie has the girl of her dreams but just can't seem to pull her business (or her act) together. On the eve of Kate's 30th birthday, she agrees to let Evie and Charlie throw her a party. But what's supposed to be a simple celebration becomes a wild who's who of past and present, and things quickly spiral out of control.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Andrew Bush
Production: Michael Goldfine Productions
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
PG-13
Year:
2016
86 min
Website
13 Views

- So, Richard.

- Yeah?

- Your profile picture

looked a little different,

I got to say.

- Oh, very good eye.

Good eye, my lady.

Yes, that picture is,

in fact, Nathan Fillion

from television's "firefly,"

but everyone's always

saying how we're doppelgangers

and we look exactly alike,

so I just kind of let it ride.

- People tell you that?

- Yeah.

Yeah, my mom.

- Anybody else?

- Nope.

- Okay.

Hi!

- Hi.

How are you two tonight?

- Hi.

- Are you the chef?

- I am the waitress.

- Very cool.

- Yeah, so what can I get you?

- I'll start?

- Sure.

- I am gonna do

a white Russian to drink.

You know what?

Let's make it a double.

Or do you do bottle service?

- Not really.

- Okay, well, then I'll take

a triple white Russian,

and I'm also gonna do

the eggplant Parmesan

but with vodka sauce,

if I could.

Maybe an extra shot in there

or something.

- Okay, thank you.

And for you?

- I will have the, um...

I'm gonna stick with the water

and I will have two

complimentary bread baskets,

please.

Unless you wanted to, uh...

- Oh, no, I'm all set.

- Make it three?

- Okay, great.

Be right back.

Both:
Whoo!

Jinx.

- Yep.

So I think your profile said

you work in

the film industry, right?

- It does say that.

- Yeah.

That's cool.

- Yeah.

- That's interesting.

- I work at take two video.

I'm the manager over there.

Yeah.

We are actually the last store

in the country

that still rents VHS tapes.

- Cool.

- And you work with teeth?

- I do.

I am a orthodontist assistant.

- Fascinating,

because I actually have

a bit of an issue.

I... I've had this weird thing

in my mouth for, like,

18 months for so, and I think

it might be a popcorn kernel,

but I haven't been to a movie

in, like, years.

- We're gonna do this?

- It feels like a kernel,

but it could also be ham.

It smells like ham.

- Yeah.

- It does, right?

- Yeah.

- So maybe it's ham.

I ask because if it is ham

and it's hardened in there,

at what point does it just

become a tooth

and do I start treating it

like a tooth?

- Hey, Karen, it's Kate.

Hey.

I am following up about fondue

night on the 12th.

My place, 7:
00.

What do you say?

Oh.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

We will do it another time.

Megan!

Hey, it's Kate fields.

Hi.

I saw that you're coming

to knitting club on Monday.

Oh, really?

Oh, I thought you said you were

attending on Facebook.

That's a bummer.

Hey, I'm just calling to make

sure that you and Ellen

actually read the book

for this week.

Yeah, no, "great expectations"

isn't that great.

Well, it doesn't matter.

You want to just come hang out

or something?

Totally get it.

Soon.

Yeah.

Totally.

Bye.

Hey!

Marco!

Brian!

Hey, it's Kate.

Yeah.

Hey, I'm just calling

to get a final headcount

for the dinner party

next Friday.

No problem.

We'll do it another time.

Okay.

Bye.

Okay, but if you guys already

have plans, then don't...

- we'll cancel them!

Consider them canceled.

Both:
Taco Tuesday,

taco Tuesday,

taco Tuesday!

- I don't understand

how you just do raw onions.

- They're good for you.

- Oh, hey!

Guys, I was thinking.

For Saturday, what do you guys

think about either fondue

or medieval times?

- I can't do fondue, Kate.

I am lactose intolerant.

- Yeah, and I'm

theme restaurant intolerant.

- All right, no worries.

Just yelp said they're fun

for birthdays, so...

- Mm.

- You bitches forgot

my birthday!

- What?

No.

- Yeah!

- Hey, does anybody

need a refill?

Or, like,

maybe two new best friends?

'Cause we are the worst.

- No, no, no, no.

I, um, I didn't forget.

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Mamrie Hart

Mamrie Lillian Hart (; born September 22, 1983) is an American comedian, actress, writer and performer. She gained popularity in 2011 through her YouTube show You Deserve A Drink, for which she won a Streamy Award in 2014 for Actress in a Comedy, in 2015 for Writing (Craft Award). and in 2017 for Acting In a Comedy. As of May 2018, she has over 1.2 million YouTube subscribers and her main channel has over 77.9 million views. She also co-wrote, co-produced and co-starred in the 2014 film Camp Takota and the 2016 film Dirty 30. more…

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