
Dirty 30
(0.00 / 0 votes)- So, Richard.
- Yeah?
- Your profile picture
looked a little different,
I got to say.
- Oh, very good eye.
Good eye, my lady.
Yes, that picture is,
in fact, Nathan Fillion
from television's "firefly,"
but everyone's always
saying how we're doppelgangers
and we look exactly alike,
so I just kind of let it ride.
- People tell you that?
- Yeah.
Yeah, my mom.
- Anybody else?
- Nope.
- Okay.
Hi!
- Hi.
How are you two tonight?
- Hi.
- Are you the chef?
- I am the waitress.
- Very cool.
- Yeah, so what can I get you?
- I'll start?
- Sure.
- I am gonna do
You know what?
Let's make it a double.
Or do you do bottle service?
- Not really.
- Okay, well, then I'll take
and I'm also gonna do
the eggplant Parmesan
but with vodka sauce,
if I could.
Maybe an extra shot in there
or something.
- Okay, thank you.
And for you?
- I will have the, um...
I'm gonna stick with the water
and I will have two
complimentary bread baskets,
please.
Unless you wanted to, uh...
- Oh, no, I'm all set.
- Make it three?
- Okay, great.
Be right back.
Both:
Whoo!Jinx.
- Yep.
you work in
the film industry, right?
- It does say that.
- Yeah.
That's cool.
- Yeah.
- That's interesting.
- I work at take two video.
I'm the manager over there.
Yeah.
We are actually the last store
in the country
- Cool.
- And you work with teeth?
- I do.
I am a orthodontist assistant.
- Fascinating,
because I actually have
a bit of an issue.
I... I've had this weird thing
in my mouth for, like,
18 months for so, and I think
but I haven't been to a movie
in, like, years.
- We're gonna do this?
- It feels like a kernel,
but it could also be ham.
It smells like ham.
- Yeah.
- It does, right?
- Yeah.
- So maybe it's ham.
I ask because if it is ham
and it's hardened in there,
at what point does it just
become a tooth
like a tooth?
- Hey, Karen, it's Kate.
Hey.
I am following up about fondue
night on the 12th.
My place, 7:
00.What do you say?
Oh.
We will do it another time.
Megan!
Hey, it's Kate fields.
Hi.
I saw that you're coming
to knitting club on Monday.
Oh, really?
Oh, I thought you said you were
attending on Facebook.
That's a bummer.
Hey, I'm just calling to make
sure that you and Ellen
actually read the book
for this week.
Yeah, no, "great expectations"
isn't that great.
Well, it doesn't matter.
You want to just come hang out
or something?
Totally get it.
Soon.
Yeah.
Totally.
Bye.
Hey!
Marco!
Brian!
Hey, it's Kate.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm just calling
to get a final headcount
for the dinner party
next Friday.
No problem.
We'll do it another time.
Okay.
Bye.
Okay, but if you guys already
have plans, then don't...
- we'll cancel them!
Consider them canceled.
Both:
Taco Tuesday,taco Tuesday,
taco Tuesday!
- I don't understand
how you just do raw onions.
- They're good for you.
- Oh, hey!
Guys, I was thinking.
For Saturday, what do you guys
or medieval times?
- I can't do fondue, Kate.
I am lactose intolerant.
- Yeah, and I'm
theme restaurant intolerant.
- All right, no worries.
Just yelp said they're fun
for birthdays, so...
- Mm.
- You bitches forgot
my birthday!
- What?
No.
- Yeah!
- Hey, does anybody
need a refill?
Or, like,
maybe two new best friends?
'Cause we are the worst.
- No, no, no, no.
I, um, I didn't forget.
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