Dirty 30 Page #3

I feel like Oprah.

- Whole floor?

- Mm-hmm.

- Cool.

- Anyway,

it was good to see you.

- You too.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I still can't let you

in the building.

- Are you serious?

- It's building policy.

You have to have a working card.

It opens in 20 minutes though.

Anyway, it was really good

to see you.

Don't be a stranger.

Bye!

- So how did the date go?

Kate?

Kate.

Hey.

How was your date

the other night?

- It's just that usually

there's a kid's menu.

- Kate.

- Can't do crunchy stuff

'cause of the ham tooth.

- Yeah.

Ham tooth.

- Sop it down.

Get it soggy.

- Oh, well, that's a...

That's a interesting ring

you have there.

- Oh, very perceptive of you,

my lady.

Very good.

Um, on the weekends, I go goth.

- I'm sorry?

- On the weekends, I go goth.

- Goth.

- Goth.

- Goth?

- I go goth.

- People still go goth?

- Oh, yeah.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I host a rave

in my mom's basement, like,

every second Saturday.

Full goth.

Full goth.

Yeah.

I know that Richard

may seem to be milquetoast

and boring and plain,

but on the weekends,

he hatches into raven.

- Raven.

Raven.

- Raven?

- A little more roundness to it.

Should feel like, "raven."

Raven.

- Little bit more bass in there.

- That's as low as I can go.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Is that gonna be a problem

for you?

- No.

- Well,

because that is my social life,

and a lot of people

get intimidated

because it's so cool...

- Oh, god, no.

- Great!

Because this is going

fabulously, so if you're okay...

- okay, no.

Richard, really quick...

- yeah?

Raven.

- Okay, I'm sorry, raven.

- Yeah.

My ex-boyfriend just walked

through the door.

- Oh.

- Yeah.

So I'm just gonna excuse myself.

- Say no more.

You want to make him

really jealous.

- No, that's not at all

what I want.

- Coming in to touch

the shoulder.

- Nope.

- Touch the shoulder.

- Nope.

- Permission to touch...

- Nope.

- Okay, wow.

Whoa, saucy lady.

Oh, you really

want to make him jealous.

It's our anniversary.

Not a big deal.

Hey, listen.

Kate?

I think he's gone.

He took her to the patio, so...

- What?

- Hi.

- Hi.

- He took her to the patio,

so I think you're in the clear.

- He's gone?

- Yeah.

- Are you sure?

- Whoa.

That was awesome!

Look, so, uh...

I don't feel like I really get

along with most people in life.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- But the thing is,

I do feel like

you and I are on the exact...

Same exact wavelength, so...

Congratulations.

You're getting another date.

- Nope.

That...

You're supposed to ask me

if I want another date.

You don't just tell me,

you know?

- Mm, my litmus test is like,

"what would Nathan Fillion do?"

And would Nathan Fillion

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