Dating My Mother Page #5

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Nah, it's nice.

I don't even wanna get married.

Why not?

I don't know. I mean...

is it natural for two people

to wanna be together

for the rest of their life?

Oh, well, I mean,

my parents are still together.

Yours are an exception.

I mean, look, I don't know.

I... I guess I just feel guilty

that I don't wanna get married

now that we, like, can.

We fought so hard for it.

Now, I just feel, like, ambivalent

about the whole situation.

- Word.

- Yeah.

You know, it's really cool

you came out, by the way.

[chuckles]

What?

No, no, it's, uh...

It's just a funny way

of putting it, but thank you.

I'm glad you think it's cool.

Uh...

[laughs]

Was I ever really in,

is my question.

[laughs]

You know,

that's so true, actually.

[door creaking]

Oh, hi, Khris.

Mrs. Wallace,

it's good to see you.

What have you guys been up to?

You're acting so weird.

What's...

Uh, I'm gonna go.

Yeah.

I'll see you.

So how was your date?

Marijuana under my roof?

Really?

Our roof?

Oh, are you paying rent now?

Do you want me to start?

Well, if you're gonna be

a bum, yeah.

I thought you came back to get

away from that sort of thing.

I know. I'm sorry.

But, like, you do know that

alcohol is much worse

for you, right?

- Oh, I don't believe that.

- Oh, Mom,

stop buying into this

Nancy Reagan bullshit

and read an article for once.

I read.

Marijuana's illegal, Daniel.

Not everywhere.

Well, you're not

in California anymore.

Yeah, no sh*t.

Why don't you air out

the living room.

I don't feel like smelling

your drugs.

We smoked outside.

Excuse me?

So the neighbors could see you?

No one saw us.

[chuckles]

What, would you rather

we smoke in my room?

Your room?

You know what, why don't you

sleep there tonight

if you're suddenly

such a badass.

What?

I mean, we should probably

get used to it anyway.

[scoffs] It's not normal.

What even is normal?

The patriarchy is normal.

And you know my mattress

hurts my back.

There's air freshener

under the sink.

I'm going to bed.

And he was really sweet.

You know? I had a good time.

So, we'll see.

[footsteps fading]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[phone beeps]

'Sup. You horny?

- Sure.

- [man] Any more pics?

Ugh!

[sighs]

[man scoffs]

I meant nudes, dude.

Yeah, I know.

[laughs]

- Nice.

- You like it?

Oh, yeah.

So, what do you want

to do to me?

F*** you.

- Hard.

- Oh, yeah?

- You wanna meet up.

- Ever tried poppers?

I actually don't know

what that is.

[man] Makes you loose.

Oh. Um... kinda sounds

like a lot.

It's cool.

I promise.

I don't even know who you are,

so... that could...

You're funny.

Man, I would f*** you so hard,

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