Dating My Mother Page #6
we won't even need a condom.
What?
Oh, God. Okay.
Seriously, I'm not gonna have
sex with you, okay.
But if you want a blowj*b,
let's meet up.
- That's it?
- Yes.
I don't even know
where you've been, man.
And honestly, I don't really
want to have sex right now.
I had a huge dinner.
Just a little ass play?
[sighs]
Okay.
Where do you want to meet?
Let me see that ass,
one more time.
- Ooh.
- [man] Bend over.
- What? Oh.
- Bend over.
[man moaning]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's,
like, a park around the corner
if you just wanna meet there.
Um...
F***ing son of a b*tch.
[Danny]
So what's this guy's name again?
Chester.
Hmm. Chester.
Yeah.
Isn't that like a dog's name?
Be nice.
He's nice.
He's nice.
So, guess it's back
to the web then.
What?
No.
Nice is good.
Why is nice bad?
I don't know.
I just feel like it's...
what you say when there's, like,
nothing really else to say.
Oh, no.
I think nice is good.
Nice and... sweet and fun.
Are you sure you're not, like...
settling?
I don't think so.
We were there
for almost an hour
before we even ordered.
Just talking.
He texted me good night, too.
- Really?
- Yeah.
So what's he do?
He's in plastics.
And before you call him a blood-sucking
demon, they're renewable.
They're made of corn.
Did you check his credentials?
- Lisa did.
- Hmm.
Oh, and he's an artist.
Stop it.
What? I thought
you'd appreciate that.
I do. It's just... classic.
Anyway, I brought a bottle
of wine to dinner.
It's, you know, a BYOB place.
- The best.
- Hmm.
I didn't wanna take your red,
but all I had was
- You didn't.
- I did.
But I left it in the car.
By the time I remembered,
we were on to dessert.
He said we'd have
to split the wine next time.
- Next time?
- Yeah.
- [phone chimes]
- Ooh, maybe that's him.
It is.
I sent him one of those picture
thingys a video picture.
- A GIF?
- Yeah.
Is that how it's pronounced?
No one really knows.
What are you doing?
Texting.
You sent him three messages
in a row.
Mom, no.
What?
You gotta play the game.
Game? What game?
Chester doesn't think like that.
You went on, like,
a date with him.
How do you know
how he thinks?
[giggling]
Here, will you drive? I don't
want to text behind the wheel.
Sure.
[TV plays indistinctly]
What's another way
to say LOL?
Okay. I think you need
younger friends.
Aw! Joan, like, deserves it.
How did they meet?
[Danny]
Some dating site actually.
I was pretty sure, like, she
would meet some duds at first,
but she kinda hit the jackpot.
Good for her.
Those are, like,
really in right now.
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