Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles Page #4

Nothing this good|ever happens to me.

Are you-- You're not available?|You're- You're gay, right?

Um, most of the time,|pretty happy, yeah.

[ Chuckles ]|Of course.

Cute cowboy, Venice Beach,|had to be gay.

What was I thinking?

- Boy, she was a chatterbox.|- Yeah, mate. American woman.

- She's got a nice ass.|- Yeah. Hey,

you gotta stop hangin'|around that pub.

[ Sighs ]|Who taught you that? Nugget?

- Find anything fishy?|- Yeah. Listen to this.

Silvergate Pictures make their|first movie, right? Lethal Agent.

It's a total bomb.

So the very next picture|they make is Lethal Agent II...

which, of course, goes straight|to video where no one rents it.

And guess what they're doing now|to save their reputation?

- Uh--|- Yeah.

I don't know.|Did Tom talk to these guys?

Yeah. I think he spoke to everybody|from the president of the studio down.

That's when he seemed to get|really excited about the story.

All I can see here is a bunch of|really dumb business decisions.

But, of course,|that's not illegal.

Well, you know, that's|the research I did for him.

Whatever Tom was working on|is probably in his P. C.

I can get the disk from his house,|if you're interested.

That'd be great.

And I notice they're having a "meet and|greet" for press and industry people.

Do you know who would|normally cover that?

Fay Olson does entertainment.

Okay. Tell her she can have|the night off, and I'll fill in.

- Hey, Dad, what sort of car is that?|- I can't look now, mate.

These California people are|nice and friendly and polite...

till they get in their cars, then|they turn into crazed wombats.

Quick, Dad, stop,|there's a dog in the road.

Where?

- So where's the dog?|- He ducked in there.

I'll get him.

Be careful.

All right, everybody, stay back.|Don't worry, we'll get him.

I'm on it.

- What's the hell's goin' on up there?|- Come on, buddy!

The guy said there's|something on the road.

He looks like a nut to me.

- Probably a bomb or something.|- It's a what?

- He says it's a bomb!|- It's a bomb! It's gonna blow!

[ All Screaming ]

Come here, boy. Come on.

He won't come out.|He's scared.

That's not a dog.|That's a--

I don't know what it is.|Some kind of possum maybe.

I've never seen|a black and white possum.

I've never seen|a black and white possum.

I think it's a skunk.

How do you know what a skunk|looks like? We don't have 'em at home.

It looks like Pepe Le Pew|in the cartoons on TV. [ Chuckles ]

I thought skunks were|supposed to stink.

[ Sniffing ]|Don't stink.

Come on, boy.|Come on.

[Dispatcher Chattering]

Possible explosive device|and hostage situation.

There we go.

No wonder he's scared.

Those bloody helicopters.

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