
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles
Okay, ladies and gents,|Walkabout Creek Hotel.
Last chance for a coldie|before we hit the outback.
G'day, all.|I'm your hostess.
You can call me Ruby or love or|anything, but never late for breakfast.
[ Laughing ]
And what's your pleasure, folks?
Gin and tonic, please,|and a Pims for the lady.
Gin and tonic, please,|and a Pims for the lady.
"G" and "T" and a Pims.
No, I asked for|a gin and tonic and a Pims.
Yeah, well,|there's no harm in asking.
Couple of beers|will be just fine.
That's the ticket, old mate.
- Hey, Nugget.|- G'day, Sue.
- Where's Mick?|- We got a panic call from the Rangers.
They spotted a huge croc|in the Tarrabool swimming hole.
Actually, we tossed a coin to see|who'd catch it, and Mick won.
- He went after it alone, did he?|- No.
Jacko Jackson's gonna|meet him out there.
And Jacko, as you know, is the second|best crocodile man in the territory.
So you got no worries, love.
My only worry is I need Mick|to pick Mikey up after school.
I'll tell Mick for you.|If he gets tied up with that croc,
- I'll pick up the young fella myself.|- Thanks.
I thought you were|the second best crocodile hunter.
- Oh, well.|- Oh, he's just modest.
He's one of the best,|you know?
Hey, Sue. If anything ever happens|to Mick, I'm gonna come courtin'.
Well, let's just hope|nothing happens to Mick.
Now, where are you,|you big ugly bugger?
This is as good as it gets.
Come on.|Come to Uncle Mick.
Big...
big...
big mistake.
Oh, shit.
[ Sighs ]
- G'day, Mick.|- G'day, Jacko.
What are you doing up there?
Just sittin' up here, thinking|about a new career, mate.
Where's your boat?
On the bottom.
- How'd that happen?|- Croc pulled it under.
Pulled it under?
How big was it?
That big.
Now what?
Well, now we scramble ashore|and go to plan "B. "
Don't move.
Well, could be worse, mate.
Oh, yeah?|How's that, Mick?
Well, someone could|see us up here,
up the tree, outsmarted|by a bloody crocodile.
- [ Chattering]|- [ Groans ]
[ Chattering Continues ]
[Woman ] So help me God, if I see|a snake, I'm gonna drop dead.
How are they gonna catch a crocodile|up there in the tree?
So, which one is the second best|crocodile hunter in the land?
[ All Laughing ]
Okay, everyone, we're on|a tight schedule here.
We better keep moving.|Don't want to disturb the hunters.
Back on the bus,|please, folks.
That's the way.
Bloody Nugget.|Great, eh, mate?
Two best crocodile hunters|in the entire Northern Territory, eh?
Yeah.
We look like a couple|of real pelicans, don't we, eh?
[ Both Laughing ]
You know what I hate about crocs?|They got legs. Come on.
Oh, remember the good old days|when we just used to shoot 'em?
Yeah, mate, but if there were no more|crocs, they wouldn't need hunters.
Oh, they'd need hunters...|to keep the wild pigs in control.
Pigs?|Oh, not the same.
I don't want my kid saying,|"There goes my dad, Pig Dundee. "
Do you want to be known|as Porker Jackson?
Well, no.
Nah, we need the crocs, mate.|They make us somebodies.
Without 'em, we're|just a couple of old bushwhackers...
with bite marks on our legs.
We'll get him tomorrow.|Same time.
Hey, I knew a pig farmer called|Porker O'Brien once. Hah!
You know why|they called him Porker?
I hate it when he does that.
Gives me the creeps.
- Thanks, mate.|- No worries.
So, you got out of that tree|all right, eh?
Now, how could you possibly|know about that already?
My people have ways of talking|that no white man can understand.
Arthur, you're so full of bullshit.
No, it's a kind|of mental telepathy, eh?
- Yeah, mental, all right.|- [ Cell Phone Ringing]
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