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Take off!
We have a very tricky situation|for the police here.
The suspect appears to be|holding a young boy hostage.
Stay where you are!
Put the bomb down!
What?
That's not a bomb.|That's a cat.
Ah, see, just like at home.|The policeman is your friend.
They're here to help us.
That's not a cat.|That's a skunk.
- You can take it from here, guys.|- Uh-uh.
Uh, Mike, I wouldn't|mention this to your mum.
She probably wouldn't understand.|It's man stuff.
Of course, at that stage,|early this afternoon,
we had no idea that the bomb|was, in fact, a skunk.
Officers reluctantly placed|the skunk in a squad car...
to await the arrival|of animal control.
In the meantime, it backed up|traffic on the 101...
[ Volume Increases ] from Calabasas|to Pasadena, the worst traffic jam--
- What are you doing, Mikey?|- Uh, it's okay, love, it's me.
Oh. Mick, are you sure|you want to come tonight?
I mean, it's a social thing,|but it'll be work for me.
I'm lookin' forward to it.
You know, to see if the local people|are as friendly as New Yorkers.
I hope your son feels the same way.|He starts school on Wednesday.
Oh, no worries.|He's, uh, he's just like me, really.
From what I hear, he has enough charm|to stop a skunk from spraying him.
Yeah, well, you know, we were|roarin' down the freeway--
It's okay.
- You looked really cute on TV.|- Bloody television.
## [Rap ]
Not this time, pal.
- [ Gasps ] Mick!|- Call the cops!
Let him go. He's the valet.|He's supposed to park the car.
Yeah, yeah,|take it easy, dude.
- Tip him.|- Sorry.
- Honest mistake.|- Sorry.
Valet?
## [Rap Continues]
- Picture, please.|- Sure.
Mind if we get a shot?
Don't worry. I'll just get|a drink, blend right in.
Okay. I'll come and get you|after I've done the formalities.
[Man ]|Big smile for the camera, please.
All right, that's your Evian,|and this here's...
your sparkling mineral water|with a twist.
Oh, and a straight club soda.
So, you havin' a drink|or doin' your laundry?
G'day. Mick Dundee.|And you're--
Tony. What can I get|for you, Mr. Dundee?
Just a cold beer'll do, mate.|Thanks.
That's typical of L. A. today.|Health nuts.
Worried about what they drink,|worried about what they eat.
I used to be like that|till I found the answer.
Oh? And, um,|what's the answer?
Coffee. Eat and drink whatever you|please, then flush it out with coffee.
So you just drink|lots of coffee.
No. You don't drink it.|I'm talking colonics.
A good coffee enema|leaves you clean as a whistle.
[ Chuckles ]|Bottoms up.
Hey, Tony.|An enema--
Isn't that where they shove|a hose up the old--
- Yep. Lots of people swear by 'em.|- With coffee?
- Cream and sugar?|- It's L. A.
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