Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles Page #3

- A reporter.|- Yeah.

Here, take one of these.|You never know.

Thanks.

There you go.

That- That's nice.

No, you can keep that.|I got plenty of copies.

Crocodile!

[Sue ] Okay, tax relief plan.|State tax only.

No interest there.|Traffic accidents.

Okay, these figures comparing L. A.|to New York drivers, that's good.

Follow through on that.

Great. So our policy|hasn't changed then?

- How so?|- It's like Mr. Zetland used to say,

[Imitating Mr. Zetland]|"We're a New York paper.

If the news ain't about New York,|then who gives a rat's ass? "

Or words to that effect.

So he wasn't too happy|about working in L. A., huh?

Oh, no, no. Tom loved it here.|No, he loved doing expose features...

and investigating|scams and phonies.

- What was he working on?|- He was doing this feature...

on this new mini studio.

He started to get|really excited about it.

I think he smelled a rat.

But what it was about,|only Tom knew.

Maybe you can find out what sparked|his interest in there. Good luck.

Oh, hey, how are your boys doing?|Are they out exploring?

Oh, yeah. Should be fun too.|For both of them.

- [ Chattering]|- [Man ] Come on, people!

Thank you. Oh, spontaneous|applause, thank you.

Thank you.

All right, a couple of tricks.|Behind the back.

All right, all right,|all right, under the leg.

[Juggler Chattering ]

- [ Bones Cracking ]|- [ Man Groaning ]

[Juggler Continues|Chattering ]

[ Groaning Continues ]

Hey, Dad, look.|There's those girls from Baywatch.

- What?|- Baywatch.

On TV, you know?|The girls that run funny, like this.

And Donk and all the men|in the pub go, "Whoa! "

- What've you been doin' in the pub?|- Whoa! Hey!

- I am so sorry. Whew, muscle fatigue.|- It's okay.

- You all right?|- Hey, do you know what time it is?

Oh, it's about 12:30,|maybe 12:35.

[ Chuckles ] Oh, that's cute,|but you're wearing a watch.

- That's not a watch, it's a compass.|- Oh!

Yeah, I'm new in town.|I couldn't find my house without this.

Really? So where's|your house from here?

Eleven point five miles,|two degrees north northeast.

Called, uh, Beverly Hills.

Bev Hills?|So, you have a nice home?

- Yeah, we got eight dunneys.|- Yeah, that's eight bathrooms.

- Oh, nice. This-This your boy?|- Yeah, that's Mikey.

- So, you married?|- No, he's not married.

- So you got custody?|- Yeah. Well, Mikey's my son.

- Right. So you're a good parent?|- Well, I'd say.

Right. Oh, this is too good.|I finally bump into a cute cowboy.

He's more Robert Redford's vintage|than Brad Pitt's, but that's okay...

'cause he's got a mansion in Beverly|Hills, plus he's got custody of his kid.

That means he'd be a good dad|to my Cindy and this is--

Oh, there's a catch, right?

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