Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy Page #4
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- 2008
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and breathes all like fire and sh*t?
Yeah, that might have
something to do with it.
-You must do this. It is your duty.
-F*** off, you do it.
Well, I can't.
Well, then, he who lives
in a glass house blabbity blah.
You're f***ing high
if you think I'm gonna...
-Uh. Hey. Hi there.
-Oh, my God, there he is.
Yeah. I couldn't help
overhearing your conversation,
-and I feel somewhat responsible.
-You are, you little rat f***.
Bop you on the nose.
Ow!
But, listen, if I'm really causing
all this trouble, I'm just gonna split.
-Yeah, I...
I just don't feel super comfortable being
the cause of all this internal confrontation.
-Well, there you go.
-Yeah.
-Well, this all worked itself out, huh?
-Yeah. So I'm gonna go
-wreck some other kingdom.
-Do it.
-Okay.
-Well, then, we are saved.
(VOCALIZING)
Hey, you, do this
F***, yeah. Smoke pot, kids.
Do your homework, too,
but when you're done,
smoke pot and listen to music.
Use headphones if you got them.
Make sure to keep a pen and pad by
your bed to write down all your thoughts.
And don't be lazy and just repeat them
over and over in your head.
Write them down! You'll forget that sh*t
in the morning. It'll piss you right off.
Also, you should get a summer job,
mow lawns, something outside,
if for no other reason than to get
your parents off your back, am I right?
Okay, get out of here, you rascals.
Go find some pot.
(FRED GRUNTING)
(FARTING)
(SPLASHING)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(FARTING)
(SPLASHING)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(FARTING)
(GROANING)
Oh, yeah!
(SPLASHING)
(LAUGHING)
(GROANING)
(FARTING)
(SPLASHING)
Oh, boy.
(LAUGHING)
All right, Steve, Fido. Your category is
Things You Find In The Kitchen.
Fido, you'll be giving the clues.
You have one minute. Go.
(BARKING)
Oven. Silverware. Cereal.
Refrigerator. Pantry. Salt.
Muffin. Baking tray. Phone. Apple. Toaster.
Napkin. Ice cube. Dishes.
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
-I'm sorry, you're out of time.
-It was blender, you a**hole. Blender!
Dumbass.
(VIDEOGAME MUSIC PLAYING)
Mario, you did it. I'm saved.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Yes, Princess, you are free.
Your nightmare is over.
-I'm so happy.
-Yes, yes. How about a kiss?
-What?
-l say how about a kiss, yes?
-What... Why would I do that?
-What... Why would you...
-l just saved your life.
-Yeah, but I don't even know you.
-l rescued you.
-Yeah, but you expect...
What kind of Samaritan are you? You
rescued me just so you could get with me?
Jesus Christ, I'm not ask you to
suck my dick. All I want is a kiss.
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