Bridesmaids Page #4
Don't talk to me
about being by yourself.
I go everywhere
by myself.
Thanks to that
new whore, Barb.
Mom, come on.
No, I don't like to say it.
They've been
married 12 years.
Okay.
But she's still a whore.
I'm sure she greets
him in the evening,
beaver first.
I don't want to
think about that.
I bet she got that car
by giving your dad
something sexually.
'Cause there was
one thing I would
never do,
and I'm sure Barb
is a champion at it.
I don't want to know.
It's called
a "chicken coop."
Of course it is.
You start at the back
and you peck your way
to the front like
you have a beak.
And then you end up
with two eggs
in your mouth.
That's gross.
Well, I'm sure
your dad likes it.
Of course,
he grew up on a farm.
Okay.
You sure you don't
want to move in with me?
Mom, thanks,
but no way.
No way in hell.
Yeah?
No, thanks.
Think about it.
Okay.
You don't need
your own place.
Yeah, I Kind of do.
Okay.
All right,
I'm going to go.
All right.
Holy sh*t.
Ohh. Valet. Perfect.
Sorry.
Needs a wash.
You have to
punch it a few times.
Annie!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God,
Lillian.
I know.
This is your
engagement party.
Isn't that crazy?
It's so beautiful.
I can't believe
Dougie's boss
is a member here.
I know,
and his parents, too.
And Dougie, I guess.
Gosh, and me,
I guess, too, now.
Come on, let's go
say hi to the rest
of the bridal party!
You remember
my cousin Rita?
Rita.
Annie.
I haven't seen you
since you
graduated high school.
She has
three kids now.
- Three boys.
- They're so cute.
They are cute,
but when they
reach that age,
they are disgusting.
They smell,
they are sticky,
they say things
that are horrible,
over everything, okay?
Disgusting.
I cracked
a blanket in half.
Do you get where
I'm going with that?
I do.
I cracked it
in half.
What?
Annie,
this is Becca,
my friend from work.
We are in
the trenches together.
Hey. it's great
to meet you.
Hey, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
This is my husband,
Kevin.
Hi.
"Husband."
I like to say it.
We are newlyweds.
Wow. Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
We went on
a sweetheart honeymoon.
Oh.
Where did you guys go?
Disney World.
Disney World.
We finish each
ether's sentences.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Is this your husband?
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't know him.
I'm sorry.
Do you want to go
for a walk later?
Oh. I can't.
All right.
I can't. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not with anybody.
I'm here solo.
Let's start it again.
I'm Becca.
Rewind.
This is my husband.
You don't have a husband.
Sorry.
And this is
Dougie's sister, Megan.
- Hey.
- Hi.
My grandma is not
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