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supposed to have wine.

I'll be right back.

Hey.

Hey. How is it going?

It's going great.

It's going great.

I'm on the mend.

I just got some

pins in my legs.

Believe it or not,

pins in my legs,

I can still do this. Right?

I fell off a cruise ship,

but I'm back.

Oh, sh*t.

Yeah, "Oh, sh*t."

Yeah, "Oh, sh*t."

Took a hard,

hard, violent fall.

Kind of pin balled down.

Hit a lot of railings,

broke a lot of sh*t.

I'm not going to

say I survived,

I'm going to say I thrived.

I met a dolphin down there.

And I swear to God,

that dolphin looked

not at me,

but into my soul.

Into my goddamn soul, Annie.

And he said,

"I'm saving you, Megan."

Not with his mouth,

but he said it,

I'm assuming, telepathically

We had a connection

that I don't even

know if I can... Jesus.

Hey, shut my mouth.

Look at... Unbelievable.

You must be Annie's fella.

I'm Megan.

It's a pleasure.

He's not...

I'm not... He's not...

I'm not with him.

Sorry.

All right.

I'm glad he's single,

because I'm going to

climb that like a tree.

Okay. You have

to meet Helen.

There she is. Helen.

Come here!

Helen, this is Annie.

Hi!

Ohh!

There she is.

Maid of honor.

So lovely to meet

Lillian's childhood friend.

You are so pretty.

You are so cute!

You are so sweet.

Helen is married

to Dougie's boss,

Mr. Harris. Perry.

Perry. And they

are so close now,

they are literally

joined at the hip.

Which is good,

because so are we.

I know.

I'm so glad you guys

are finally meeting.

I know. Me, too.

I know. it's lovely.

Well, excuse me,

I better go check on

the hors d'oeuvres.

But it was great

to finally meet you.

It's a great party.

- Enjoy.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Bye.

She's great, isn't she?

She's awesome.

And I really

look forward to having

Doug as part of our family.

So much so

that you two should

get married right now

and save me

a shitload of money.

Dad.

Everybody always

laughs at that,

but I'm not joking.

I'm not joking.

Anyway, I want

to thank all of you

for coming.

And here's to Doug and

my baby girl, Lillian.

Cheers!

Cheers!

- I love you, Dad.

- Enough of me.

Let's get the maid

of honor up here.

All right.

Annie?

Umm. Hi.

I'm Annie Walker.

Yay, Annie!

I'm not going to go

on with a big speech,

so I'll just say this.

I'm so happy to be

a part of this celebration.

And you two

deserve each other,

as well as

a lifetime of happiness.

- Thank you.

- Cheers.

- Love you guys.

- Cheers.

Thanks, Annie.

Cheers.

Thank you, Annie.

That was so sweet.

Thank you.

Lil, remember that trip

we took to

Miami with the boys?

And they were

working the entire weekend,

and we just sat

and drank wine

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