Bridesmaids

Synopsis: Annie (Kristen Wiig), is a maid of honor whose life unravels as she leads her best friend, Lillian (Maya Rudolph), and a group of colorful bridesmaids (Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Ellie Kemper) on a wild ride down the road to matrimony. Annie's life is a mess. But when she finds out her lifetime best friend is engaged, she simply must serve as Lillian's maid of honor. Though lovelorn and broke, Annie bluffs her way through the expensive and bizarre rituals. With one chance to get it perfect, she'll show Lillian and her bridesmaids just how far you'll go for someone you love.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Paul Feig
Production: Universal Studios
  Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 25 wins & 69 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.8
Metacritic:
75
Rotten Tomatoes:
90%
R
Year:
2011
125 min
$166,500,000
Website
110 Views

- I'm so...

- I'm so glad you called.

I'm so glad

you were free.

God,

I love your eyes.

Okay, now what?

Cup my balls.

- Okay, yes.

- All right. I can do that.

- Oh! There it is.

- There we go.

That feels good.

You know what to do.

Okay, you know what?

Slow it down, slow it down.

Okay.

Slow it down.

There we go.

How's that?

That's good, nice and slow.

See? Doesn't that feel good?

Yeah.

No, I want to go fast.

You want to go fast?

Fast.

Yeah. No...

Oh, yeah.

That feels good.

Oh, Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

You know what?

I think...

I think maybe

we are on different

rhythms here.

I was having a nightmare.

I was so scared.

Good morning.

You look beautiful.

No, I'm sure

I look terrible.

I just woke up.

Are you kidding?

I'm sure I'm a mess.

You slept over.

I did.

I thought we had

a rule against that.

Oh.

I'm kidding.

Oh.

That was funny.

I'm kidding.

You're funny

in the morning.

I like hanging out

with you.

Oh. Yeah.

I love hanging out with you.

I think we get

along really well

and you're so sexy.

I know.

I just have a lot

coming up at work

and I don't want

to make promises

I can't keep.

You know what I mean?

I know you do.

Yeah.

We're on the same page.

I'm not looking for

a relationship right now,

either. Let's just say that.

Whatever you wanna...

I can do...

I'd rather just...

I like simple...

I'm not like other girls.

I'm not like,

"Be my boyfriend!"

Unless you were like, "Yeah!"

Then I'd be like,

"Maybe."

Mmm. But let's not.

I don't want that either.

Wow, this is so awkward.

I really want you to leave,

but I don't know how to say it

without sounding like a dick.

Come on!

Hands behind your heads!

Let's go! Sit-ups!

You're looking

like pieces of bacon

on a plate.

It's disgusting!

I smell the fat!

- He scares me.

- Me, too.

But he's

an excellent motivator.

That's true.

What are you looking at?

Oh, Shit, he sees us.

Oh, God.

Hey! Hey!

If you want to

take this class,

you're going to

have to pay for it

like the rest

of these bitches!

What, are you dancing?

In the park...

Dance class?

You are not dancing.

You are not

dancing in the park!

- Go, go, go, go!

- Freeloaders!

I'm coming over there.

- Is he coming?

- I'm coming after you!

Sorry, Rodney.

We're on a budget.

- Oh, come on!

- It's only 12 bucks!

Oh, my God!

Come on!

You f*cking freeloaders.

We are out

of our minds.

I know.

That's okay.

I'm so glad that

we got to do this.

I feel like I haven't

seen you in forever.

Mmm. I've been

in Chicago a lot.

I know.

Sleeping at Dougie's house.

Well, it's just

closer to work.

How is it going

with him anyway?

I don't know.

I mean, it's fine,

but I just feel

like he's been

distant lately.

And I don't know...

He calls me

"dude" a lot.

That doesn't mean anything.

I think everything is fine.

I don't know.

Anyway,

what did you

do last night?

Umm...

What did you

do last night?

You are not

telling me something.

I hung out with

Ted for a little bit.

I knew it!

We had fun.

It was fun.

Here's what I

don't like about it.

You hate yourself

after you see him,

every time.

And then we go through this,

and then you feel like shit,

and it's almost

like you're doing it

because you feel

bad about yourself.

He called me late,

and we hung out.

It wasn't a big deal.

And you know what?

It was fun.

Ew! You had

sex with him.

We had an

adult sleepover.

Ooh. Did you let him

sleep over in your mouth?

Annie!

I'm sorry!

You're unbelievable.

He kept putting

it near my face.

They do that,

don't they?

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Kristen Wiig

Kristen Carroll Wiig (; born August 22, 1973) is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer. She is known for her work on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live (2005–12), and such films as Bridesmaids, The Martian, and Ghostbusters. Wiig was born in Canandaigua, New York, and raised in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, and Rochester, New York. Wiig attended the University of Arizona, where she majored in fine art. She later relocated to Los Angeles, where she broke into comedy as a member of the improvisational comedy troupe The Groundlings and made her television debut in 2003. Wiig joined the cast of Saturday Night Live in 2005, and the following year, she co-starred in the Christmas comedy film Unaccompanied Minors. After appearing in a series of supporting roles in comedy films such as Adventureland, Whip It, and Paul, she starred in and co-wrote the screenplay for Bridesmaids, which was both critically and commercially successful. Wiig has received eight Emmy Award nominations and has been nominated for an Annie Award for Voice Acting in a Feature Production for her work on Despicable Me 2. In 2012, Bridesmaids earned her a Golden Globe Award nomination for Best Actress – Musical or Comedy, as well as nominations for the Academy Award and BAFTA for Best Original Screenplay and a SAG Award nomination for Outstanding Performance by a Cast. She was also nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie for her role as Cynthia Morehouse in the miniseries The Spoils of Babylon. In 2019, she will play the villain Cheetah in the sequel to Wonder Woman in the DC Extended Universe. more…

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