Bridesmaids Page #3

Because I want

to eat an apple.

Would you like

some apple?

What is that?

I got engaged.

What?

He asked me last night.

What?

I know!

That's why he's

been acting so weird

'cause he's a terrible liar,

and he thought he

was gonna blow it.

He was ignoring

me and I thought

he was going to

break up with me.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh!

I know!

Lil!

I'm shocked, still.

But I'm happy.

Can you believe this?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I just got hot.

You did?

Are you okay?

Yes. My pits

are sweating.

My stomach hurts. I'm hot.

What does that mean?

Oh, my God!

What is happening?

I don't know.

I'm wearing a ring.

I can't believe it.

Lil, you're getting married.

I'm getting married.

And you'll be

my maid of honor.

God, of course I will!

It will be super fun.

It's gonna be really fun.

Yeah. You know,

we can plan

everything together.

My God!

Planning your wedding...

Are you sure

you're up for it?

I know it's a lot to ask

and to put on your plate.

And you're going

through a tricky time,

and you're super-busy...

Stop.

It's a lot to ask.

Stop.

Okay.

It's fine. And I'm

more than happy to do it,

and it's not too much.

Oh! Look at that.

It's my fianc?calling.

Oh, your fianc?

Hi, baby,

what's up?

it's Annie.

I just told her!

Yeah, she's so happy.

No, I'm not!

"Yay," she said.

What, baby?

I know,

I miss you, too.

Yeah,

I'll meet you in an hour.

I love you, too.

Wow.

Wynonna Judd.

That's really good.

Painting those giant bangs

was a royal pain in my can.

And those teeth!

I should have

painted her mouth shut.

Can you just get dressed?

We're gonna be late

for the engagement party.

Oh, I forgot

to tell you, honey.

What?

Forgot to tell you.

What?

I signed up to

speak at AA tonight,

and I just have to.

Mom!

No.

I forgot. I'm sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I keep telling you,

you're not supposed

to go to those things.

You're not an alcoholic.

Only because I've

never had a drink.

What?

They are inspiring.

There is this one story

I've just got to tell you.

Sit down.

Okay.

This gentleman

who started

blow-jobbing to get crack.

His name is Marvin Johnson...

Mom, anonymous.

You keep... It's no names.

Okay, okay.

Forget it.

Marvin J. Whatever.

Too late.

Well, he became

a gay prostitute.

And he realized that

he had hit his bottom.

And I have been thinking,

honey,

that maybe this

is your bottom.

I'm telling you,

hitting bottom

is a good thing.

Because there's

nowhere to go but up.

Right?

Yep. That's what you say.

Yeah, a positive message.

Yeah.

Yeah. Thanks for

the pep talk, Mom.

Honey. Anytime, anytime.

All right. I guess I'm

going to Lillian's party

by myself, then.

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