Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words Page #4
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- 2010
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I ADOPTED A CHILD
FROM OVERSEAS:
TO RESCUE HIM:
FROM CHILD-LABOR FACTORIES
AND ON HIS:
VERY FIRST BIRTHDAY
WE WEN TO BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP
ISN'T THAT IRONIC?
ISN'T THAT I-R-O-N-I-C
I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
WATER PARK:
AND A TOW TRUCK:
HAS BROKEN DOWN:
WHEN I LAUGHED:
BY A CLOWN:
(laughter)
ISN'T--
ON CNN:
OUT OF BOREDOM MY PE POLAR BEAR SHOT HIMSELF
ISN'T THAT IRONIC?
I DATED:
AND ONE DAY:
THAT WAS WRAPPED IN PITA BREAD
PETA? F*** IT.
(laughter)
ISN'T THAT I-R-O-N-I-C
I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
YEAH,
I'M A STAND-UP COMIC
AND I GO MY GIRLFRIEND PREGNANT
PULL-OUT COUCH
(chuckles)
ISN'T IT IRONIC?
I-R-O-N-I-C
AND MONOPOLY:
FROM SUFFOCATION
WHEN HE CHOKED ON A GAME PIECE
FROM OPERATION:
AND I CAN'T GROW A BEARD
THAT ONE'S NOT IRONIC
THAT ONE'S JUST SAD
(laughter)
YEAH, BOB BARKER
(laughter)
MY GRANDFATHER:
HAD ALZHEIMER'S
(laughter)
(cheers and applause)
(man)
THANK YOU,
IT'S A MEDIUM.
UM...
(laughter)
WE DO.
AND WHITE.
YOU KNOW,
WHAT IS ART?
WHAT IS ART?
IS ART SOMETHING GAY PEOPLE DO
COULD BE.
MICHAEL BAY.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.
QUESTIONS NOBODY ELSE
DARES TO ASK.
QUESTIONS LIKE...
WHERE ARE ALL:
QUESTIONS LIKE:
IF MICKEY'S A MOUSE
AND MINNIE'S A MOUSE,
AND DONALD'S A DUCK,
IF THEY'RE ALL ANIMALS,
WHY IS PLUTO JUST A F***IN' DOG?
ANTHROPOMORPHIZE HIM, OR WORSE,
THAT'S F***ED UP.
THAT UNIVERSE, THAT PARADIGM?
GOOFY'S A DOG. HE'S TALKING.
THIS ONE, CRAWLING AROUND.
(laughter)
GUYS, I WOULD NEVER BASH DISNEY.
YOUNG KIDS:
SUCH IMPORTANT LESSONS.
TEACH YOUNG GIRLS
SUCH IMPORTANT LESSONS.
YOU KNOW, LIKE CINDERELLA,
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