Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words Page #5
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2010
- 63 min
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IT DOESN'T MATTER
AS YOU'RE INCREDIBLY HOT.
(laughter)
SNOW WHITE, YOU KNOW, WHICH
ENCOURAGES CHILDREN TO,
YOU KNOW,
GIVE MIDGETS NICKNAMES.
SLEEPING BEAUTY,
YOU KNOW,
WHICH ENCOURAGES, UH...
DATE RAPE.
MAYBE NOT--
ON THE BORDER:
OF HANNAH, MONTANA,
AFTER THE SHOW,
AND SAID, "BO, WHY DON' YOU EVER TELL STORIES
AFTER THE SHOW?"
AND I SAID,
"'CAUSE THEY'RE NEVER FUNNY."
(light laughter)
(man)
I WOULD F*** YOU.
(mocking laugh)
(laughter)
UM...
(light applause)
YEAH.
BE QUIET, AMERICA DOESN' WANT TO HEAR YOU CLAP.
DO IT, THOUGH,
WHEN I NEED IT.
(scattered clapping)
WHEN I NEED IT!
(laughter)
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
A BLACK GIRLFRIEND,
NOT AS JOKE,
JUST 'CAUSE LIKE,
(audience groans, applause)
GUYS, SEE--
EASY, LOOK,
IT'S 21st-CENTURY RACISM.
IT'S RACISM
THE ONLY REASON I'M MAKING THESE
AND I'M JUST PLAYING OFF THAT.
IS SO RIDICULOUS,
AND THEY UNDERSTAND THAT,
BEATING ME UP,
OKAY?
(audience members shouting)
(laughter)
(woman)
(laughter)
(audience members shouting)
YA DONE?
(laughter)
OF COURSE ALL THE WOMEN THA SAID THAT WERE IN THE DARK.
I, UM...
(laughter)
NO, I BET YOU'RE GORGEOUS
IN THE DARK.
UM...
OKAY.
(tempo increases)
I'M A FEMININE EMINEM
'CAUSE I TEXTED HAITI
AND I'M ARRESTED
FOR DOIN' 80
LIKE HAMLET, I'M ABOUT WORDS,
WORDS, WORDS
THIRDS, THIRDS
I'M THE MAN-MUFFIN
DIVIN' MUFFIN,
COLD AND FLY:
PUFFIN' WACKY-TOBACCY
HATIN' OTHER RAPPERS
LIKE I'M HUGGIN' PATAKI
AND I'VE BEEN ROCKIN' THIS MIC
BEFORE ELECTRICITY
THAT'S BEFORE
THE COMIN' ERA--
(imitates record scratching)
OH, GOD, CAN'T BE STOPPED
FLOW SO SICK:
I'LL F*** YOU UP
A BOY, A GIRL,
A MIDDLE-AGED B*TCH
A SWITCH AND:
OH, JUST RELAX
HERE'S TWO FACTS
AND I'M A HYPOCRITE
(laughter)
SAID I HATE:
CATCHY CHORUSES:
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