Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words Page #3
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- 2010
- 63 min
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2000--THANK YOU.
FOR THAT.
2000--
2003 I DID A PIECE
CALLED "THE NATIVE AMERICAN
HOW?
(laughter)
"SMEAGOL FROM LORD OF THE RINGS
(imitates Gollum)
OH! PRECIOUS.
(laughter and applause)
TWO THOU...
"CHARLIE BROWN
GETTING MOLESTED."
(clears throat)
(imitates "Charlie Brown"
adult speech)
(rhythmically imitates
"Charlie Brown" adult speech)
GOOD GRIEF!
SO, 2000, UM..
(cheers and applause)
THANK YOU. YEAH.
2005, 6? 5?
DOESN'T MATTER.
I'M LYING.
2000--
(laughter)
"THE FIGURE SKATER'S FATHER."
MY SON?
HE'S A, UH...
HE'S AN ATHLETE.
HE'S A, UH...
HE'S A F--
HE A--
HE'S A F--
(women scream)
2000...
(laughter)
"THE JUGGLER'S WIFE."
"PLEASE STOP JUGGLING!"
2008...
I DID A DARK PIECE THAT CAUSED
BECAUSE I PLAYED A SLAVE
IN THE 1780s,
BUT I DIDN'T WEAR MAKEUP,
I FEEL I'M QUALIFIED
AND IT WAS:
AND IT'S RAW, HARD ART,
BUT THIS IS THE CLIMACTIC SCENE
FROM "WHIPLASHES."
(imitates whip crack)
OW.
(laughter)
YOU'RE A DICK.
AND THEN, UM...
2009,
BEFORE THE PIECE
I'M DOING CURRENTLY, UM...
I DID:
SO FORGIVE ME IF I BREAK DOWN,
BUT IT'S CALLED
GO, PLEASE.
ANYMORE, I JUST CAN'T.
JUST--I HATE YOU.
I HATE YOU, OKAY?
I HATE YOU.
(voice breaks)
I HATE YOU!
TOO.
(laughter)
(cheers and applause)
OH, GOD.
GOTTA LOVE IRONY.
I, UM...
I DO, I DO, COMPLETELY.
I'M A LEO.
I LOVE "TITANIC."
MY GRANDMOTHER,
SHE WAS A CANCER,
AND SHE:
WAS ACTUALLY KILLED
BY A GIANT CRAB.
(laughter)
THIS IS A SONG:
SO STRAP IN.
MY DOG'S STOMACH
WAS VERY UPSET:
I KILLED A CAT:
HEY,
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