Blackadder Back & Forth Page #4
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- 1999
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Right, that is it!
Shoot him, boys.
I'm great and he's not.
Robin Hood and his
band of merry morons.
Ready... aim...
...fire!
Can I say that I think you made
the right decisin.
So do I, gorgeous.
Ding dong!
Well, Maid Marion
was pretty friendly.
So was Will Scarlet,
a really nice guy.
Still, the sooner we get home
the better.
We've started to affect history,
and that's dangerous.
the dinosaurs and killed Robin Hood.
God only knows
what's going to happen next time.
My Lord Emperor,
I, the Duc de Darling, bring news.
The English have reached Waterloo.
- Good. Prepare to attack.
- Very well.
But first, I would like to ask,
why do we want
to invade Britain in the first place?
I mean, their wine is made
of the peepee of cows,
and their women
all have big beards.
We invade, Darling, because
the British think they are so tough.
They think we French are sissies,
they call us weeds and whoopsies
and big girl's blouses.
With respect, my emperor,
we are whoopsies.
We invented the tapestry, the souffl
and the sweet liqueur.
We will be slaughtered
the minute we mince up the hill.
Do not despair. It is my firm belief
that God hates the British.
He will intervene miraculously
and send us a glorious victory
on this field of Waterloo.
Oh, bravo!
- Lovely uniform today, by the way.
- Oh, thank you. I think it works.
The French are approaching.
Excellent, I've a superb plan
which can't fail to result in
the complete destruction
of the French army.
Splendid. Tell me, and
I'll spread the news to the troops.
Very well. The plan is...
God, I'm brilliant, I surprise myself
sometimes. The plan is...
And this is
the completely brilliant part...
- Yes?
- Then...
Your Grace!
- The Duke of Wellington is dead!
- Whoops.
Alas. Without the plan
the day is lost.
Pardon me.
Thanks very much.
May as well try and win
that cash anyway.
Why don't we try
pressing this button?
Well, fingers crossed.
- What can you see, Balders?
- People in very short skirts, my Lord.
Excellent. The 1960s,
at last, we're getting close.
for a bit of hippy free love.
Free love wouldn't make
any difference to you, Balders.
I mean, what would a sheep
do with money?
Not giris in skirts, my Lord,
men.
Ah, Spandau Ballet, 1983.
I think not, my Lord.
Romans! We're still centuries out.
Come on, let's go.
Although, I might just steal myself
a Roman helmet while we're here.
Interesting. The machine seems to
be seeking out our DNA across time.
- Just brilliant!
- What, oh centurion?
We're facing a hoard
of ginger maniacs
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