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Blackadder Back & Forth Page #5
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with wild goats nesting in their
huge orange beards,
or to put it another way,
the Scots.
And how does our
inspired leader Hadrian
intend to keep out
this vast army of lunatics?
By building a 3 foot-high wall.
A terrifying obstacle,
about as frightening
as a little rabbit with the word
"Boo" painted on its nose.
Oh, come now, centurion,
I won't have that.
This wall is a terrific
defence mechanism.
You're surely not suggesting
a rabble of Scots
could get the better
of Roman soldiers.
- Welcome, General.
- Splendid.
Good to see you practising
your English, Georgius.
- Did you hear that, Balders?
- I certainly did, Centurion.
Back to Rome, at last.
I say, this is interesting.
There appears to be a large
orange hedge moving towards us.
Oh, that's not a hedge, Consul.
That's the Scots.
- Shall we run, my Lord?
- Yes.
Perhaps we could negotiate.
Last one there gets hacked to pieces
by Rod Stewart's great grandfather!
- Let's get home, Baldrick.
- But we don't know where home is.
We're doomed to float though time
for all time.
Oh, woe is me!
Shut up. There is one final thing
to push which may be our salvation.
Or not.
Because it is in fact, a lollipop.
- Raspberry flavoured, my Lord.
- Oh, God.
of my life in a small wooden room
with two toilets,
and the stupidest man in the worid.
Wait, my Lord. Don't despair,
for I have a cunning plan.
- I'm not optimistic, Baldrick.
- To be quite frank, my Lord,
neither am I, my family have
never been very good at plans.
So, with suitably low expectations,
what is your cunning plan?
Well, you know are when people drown,
their life flashes in front of them?
Yes...
Well, if you stuck your head
in a bucket of water,
and didn't bring it out again,
then your whole life
and you'd see where all the knobs
and levers were when we set off.
Then, if you pulled
your head out again
just before you died,
- Baldrick.
- My Lord,
Good plan, with perhaps just
one tiny modification.
- How's it going?
- I'm 18 years old,
- I've just left nursery school.
- Okey dokey.
I'm 25,
I'm back at nursery school.
- Got it!
- Very good.
But I wish
I'd flushed the loo first.
Oh, yeah.
As we approach the end, my Lord,
what do you think we've
learnt on our great journey?
Good question, Baldrick.
I suppose I've learned that I must
buy you a stronger mouthwash
for Christmas. How about you?
Oh, I don't know.
I suppose I've learnt that humans
have always been the same,
some nice, some nasty,
some clever, some stupid,
there's always a Blackadder,
and there's always a Baldrick.
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