Blackadder Back & Forth Page #3
- Year:
- 1999
- 33 min
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- This one's much better.
You couldn't just sign something
for me, could you?
Certainly.
I'm sorry it's just a Biro.
Thank you.
Oh, and just one more thing...
That's for every schoolboy and
schoolgirl for the next 400 years.
Have you any idea how much
suffering you're going to cause?
trying to find one joke in
"A Midsummer Night's Dream",
in school plays
"What ho, my Lord." and
"Oh look, here comes Othello
talking total crap as usual."
Oh, and...
that's for Kenneth Brannagh's endless
Who's Ken Brannagh?
I'll tell him you said that,
and I think he'll be very hurt.
- Let's get out of here, Balders.
- Certainly.
By the way, if we ever
get out of this alive,
- Yes, my Lord?
- Remind me to kill you, will you?
Alright, my Lord.
Now, it was down here when
we were at the dinosaurs,
it's in the middle now,
so why don't we try here?
That should do the trick.
Erm, yes. I suspect that's
a little too far forward.
Back, back, back!
Oh, God, where are we now?
Oh dear, do you think it's safe?
I don't know. Does this look
dangerous to you, Baldrick?
This empty wood?
Well, well, what have we here?
My tough band of freedom fighters,
who have good muscle tone
and aren't gay.
Oh, God.
Look lads,
we've captured Lord Blackadder.
Wait a minute,
are you Robin Hood?
Am I Robin Hood?
Is Will Scarlet a puff in tights?
Is Friar Tuck a fat tub of lard
with a ridiculous haircut?
Is Maid Marion
a hot little honey
- with thighs like a nutcracker?
- Yes, I am.
- Woof!
- Woof!
- Woof!
- Woof!
It's nice to meet you,
at last,
because there's one question
I've always wanted to ask you.
Fire away! Before I impale
you with my magnificent weapon.
And I don't mean
my enormous...
- Yes, I know.
- Oh, right, sorry.
What puzzles me is this:
You rob from the rich?
- Yeah!
- That's right, yeah!
And then when you've robbed the rich,
you give it all to the poor.
- Yes!
- I love giving it to the poor!
- Woof!
- Woof!
Now that's the bit
I don't understand.
- You men risk your lives in combat,
- Yes!
- Risk certain death if you're caught,
- Yes.
You live here in this forest
in total squalor.
I hate to think what the toilets
are like round here.
- Not very nice, actually.
- And yet you still give every penny
to these, so-called poor
who just sit on their backsides
all day...
- Shut up now.
...laughing at you, saying,
"Oh no need to go to work today,
Robin Hood and his merry men
will come soon with a pile of cash."
I said shut up!
I'm surprised they don't call you
Robin Hood and his bunch of lunatics.
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