Batman Ninja Page #3

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found you in the forest, Master Bruce.

I, for one, have always wanted

to visit this beautiful country,

but I'd much prefer to

do so in my own time.

Although, I must admit, I've picked

up quite a few new culinary ideas.

And there's a fish I rather

fancy, made with miso.

(BOTH GIGGLE)

I see you haven't changed

at all, old friend.

I can't wait to taste this fish

dish you've been talking about.

Didn't mean to brag, sir,

but it is quite good.

I'm sure it is.

Get down!

Fire!

A direct hit!

We got him.

- Huh? What is that?

- Bail out.

I'm going

after the Joker.

Selena, take care

of Alfred for me.

You got it.

(PANTING)

Batman's comin'!

- What's that?

- Batman's here

in his Batmobile!

Take aim! Fire!

HARLEY QUINN:
He's beaten

the gunmen and our cannons.

And he's

rapidly approaching

as this fun

puppet show demonstrates.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

He's nothing without

his stupid Batmobile.

Which gives me

an interesting idea.

Nice try.

Oh, Batman. The old

magnetized bumper trick.

Always so clever

with your technology.

Harley, activate

Arkham Castle!

But, puddin', the castle

isn't even finished yet.

But this is

the Batman!

He's the reason we made

it in the first place.

Right.

(LAUGHS CUNNINGLY)

Get ready, Joker.

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING

IN ASTONISHMENT)

What the hell

is that?

This is madness.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

JOKER:
How about a pitcher?

Not a belly itcher.

Now we need a batter,

not a broken ladder.

Swing batter.

Incoming.

Now, it's my turn.

BATMAN:
I'm coming for you.

Ooh, storming the gate.

JOKER:
Let me give you

a helping hand.

Now I'll crush your favorite

toy with you inside it.

Not today.

(JOKER EXCLAIMING)

Very persistent,

my old friend.

BATMAN:
Locked on target.

JOKER:
You know what

I like best about you?

You're so predictable.

(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Bat on a stick, one of

my favorite delicacies.

Not so fast.

It's over, Joker.

You're through.

No, I don't think you have

that completely right.

Hmm?

(JOKER LAUGHS CUNNINGLY)

How terrible!

You can come after me, or save

that mother and child down below.

Your move, Bats!

No!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(BANE GRUNTING)

Bane? How did you...

(BANE GRUNTING)

(BANE GRUNTS)

BATMAN:
This isn't

your fight!

Go! Hurry!

Need more power.

- (BEEPING)

- Wait! No!

Get moving,

I'll hold them off.

Hold this!

(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Poor Bats. He always

falls for the same tricks.

Oh, it makes me sad

he's so dumb.

He's always risking his life

to save ordinary people.

If you had just let them die

and gone after me instead,

maybe you wouldn't find yourself

in such terrible shape.

I have no regrets.

Well, what shall

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