Batman Ninja Page #4

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we do now?

Are you just

going to lie there,

or are you going to

entertain me some more?

I'm not here for

your entertainment.

Ah, wrong again.

Now that all your toys

are busted

you better start thinking what

you're going to do for a second act.

Oh, if only your friends were

around to come by and say hi.

Uh, puddin', look!

Huh?

(BOTH SCREAM)

I didn't mean it!

I was being sarcastic!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

HARLEY QUINN:

What? Ninja Batmen?

We got you. (WHISTLES)

Huh?

(EXCLAIMS QUIZZICALLY)

BATMAN:
Nightwing, Red Robin,

who else made the time jump?

Red Hood

and Robin, too.

But Red Hood is away

on a recon mission

to find out what's happening

in the other feudal states.

Alfred and Catwoman?

Don't worry.

Robin has already

gone after them.

They should be

here shortly.

And him?

Batman, this

is Aeon.

He was a great help to us

after we arrived here.

He's the leader of

the ninja clan.

BATMAN:
Ninja clan?

We are the Bat clan

of Hida.

Our lives are guided by

an ancient prophecy.

Legend foretells that

when the country is in chaos

a foreign ninja wearing

the mask of a bat will come

and restore order to our land.

Bat clan, we have waited

all our lives for this moment.

Serve this shinobi

with your life.

This is the hour

of our destiny.

Now, we finally look upon you,

great shinobi from

across the sea of time.

Lord Batman.

Hmm.

(NINJAS GRUNTING)

Looks like

a nice place.

Yes, but for

how long.

The Batmobile,

the Batwing, the Batcycle

they've all been destroyed

at the hands of the Joker.

How do we regain the advantage

when we have nothing?

Batman.

Monkichi has

a message for you.

Monkichi?

It's weird, but Robin's

made friends with this monkey.

He's really

pretty smart.

And he understands

everything I say.

(MONKICHI EXCLAIMING)

BATMAN:
What is it?

He says he got it from

someone in the mountain.

CATWOMAN:
It's in English.

It's Grodd.

(FLUTE PLAYING)

(SIGHS SATISFACTORILY)

Oh, that feels good.

What is it about

apes and humans

that we always sigh when we

relax in a hot bath, Batman?

You might as well

enjoy the waters, too.

No, I'm good right here.

I never would have taken

you for the shy type,

but then again you are always

hiding behind the mask.

Are you sure you don't

want to reconsider?

(SLURPING)

BATMAN:
I'm guessing

you didn't invite me here

just to join you

for a hot soak.

GORILLA GRODD:
Such impatience.

BATMAN:
Well, what did

you expect?

We're only in this mess

because of you, Grodd.

Why did you invent that time

machine in the first place?

That's like asking why this

ancient Gorilla crossed the road.

Because I could.

The criminals of Gotham

were my guinea pigs.

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