Batman Ninja Page #2

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He skirmishes repeatedly with the

neighboring state of Echigo,

where Poison Ivy rules.

(PENGUIN LAUGHING CUNNINGLY)

PENGUIN:
Fly,

my fine-feathered friends.

POISON IVY:
I'll bury you in

the dirt, you old buzzard.

CATWOMAN:
In the state of Nutsu,

Deathstroke reigns supreme.

DEATHSTROKE:

Once my fortress is complete,

it'll be my turn

to strike. Yeah.

CATWOMAN:
Two-Face has taken

control in the state of Omie.

Near the capital.

He has become

a vassal of the Joker.

TWO-FACE:
Let's see, what will

my next move be?

CATWOMAN:
But right now, the feudal

lord who is closest to unifying Japan

is the Joker.

(JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(HARLEY QUINN

LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

BATMAN:
So they're all trying to takeover

this country and rewrite history.

We have to find Gorilla Grodd.

Have you seen him?

Not recently.

Why don't you and I

join forces, Bruce?

Join forces?

I want to go home. Two years

is a long time to be away.

Okay. But

no tricks, Selena.

Swear.

We just have to

get into that tower.

Joker keeps Grodd's

time machine in there.

This missionary look

is not bad.

There were quite a lot of Christian missionaries

that came to Japan during this era.

This way you won't look

too suspicious as a westerner.

The bat tonsure

is a nice touch.

BATMAN:
Thanks.

So, why did you

bring me here?

CATWOMAN:
I wanted

you to see this.

The Joker is up to

something strange.

BATMAN:
Is that coal?

So the Joker is

already changing the timeline.

The industrial revolution

wasn't until much later.

I really doubt the Joker

cares much about history.

My guess is whatever

he's doing,

he'll use it

to become Shogun.

But it's not

just the Joker.

We'll have to defeat all of

Gotham's criminals to save history.

We'll need weapons

for that.

If only there were

someone who could help us.

Care for

some tea, sir?

Ah, much appreciated.

Oh, is this is black tea?

Hard to come by in these

neck of the woods.

Hope you find it

to your liking.

Alfred.

It was Ms. Selena's idea.

I do apologize.

ALFRED:
It's a bit more rustic

than you're accustomed to.

But I think it makes for

a suitable bat cave.

What?

I can't believe

you didn't tell me, Selena.

I know, but I wanted to see the

look of surprise on your face.

There's no need

to worry.

The vehicle's been well

maintained, Master Bruce.

But I don't understand.

Alfred was in

the Batmobile that night.

We were lucky enough

to find each other here.

And we both figured it was only a

matter of time before you arrived.

And here I am.

Well, I think the Joker would be

quite shocked to see you in it.

Yeah, let's hope.

Well, I must confess

that I'm quite relieved Ms. Selena

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