Balls of Fury Page #4
(SCREAMING)
(THUDDING)
Now, gweilo, we begin.
Ping-Pong is not
the Macarena.
It takes patience.
She is like a fine,
well-aged prostitute.
It takes years
to learn her tricks.
(LAUGHING)
She is cruel.
Laughs at you
when you are naked.
(LAUGHING)
But you keep coming back
for more and more.
Why?
Because she is the
only prostitute I can afford.
(SIGHS RUEFULLY)
Gweilo, give me your paddle.
Here.
Now, for the time being,
you will practice with this.
(DERIDING)
What, are you crazy?
It's impossible, man.
Nobody can do that.
That was nice.
All right.
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
Come on.
One more time.
Come on.
(BIRD CHIRPING)
Do I have to eat that?
To strengthen the body
and not the mind
is to build a temple
on shifting sand.
In my hand I hold a cricket.
What'd you do that for?
Don't take the cricket
from my hand.
Who the hell said,
"Take the cricket
from my hand"?
I just...
Put it back.
That is my lucky cricket.
Oh.
Well, he just...
He flew out of my hand, man.
You squished him?
No.
No.
(SPEAKING CHINESE)
Thanks a lot, kid!
So, Maggie,
what do you do
when you're not here?
So sorry,
don't speak English.
But didn't I hear
you speak English
on the phone yesterday?
No, you must be mistaken,
because I don't speak
any English.
I'm just trying
to get better acquainted.
I know what you're trying
to get, table jockey.
For as long as I can remember,
guys have been in here
with your stupid come-ons.
"Give me a hand
with my balls, Maggie."
Let me guess.
or you probably wouldn't
play Ping-Pong, right?
Yeah, well,
I thought that your dad
played Ping-Pong.
Do not compare yourself
to my father.
I'm not. It's just a game.
It's not just a game!
It is a proud tradition
my family have devoted
their lives to!
You treat that tradition
like a joke.
Uncle says you have no honor.
I say you have no shot.
So turn off the charm,
table jockey.
(MOANING)
Oh, God.
WONG:
You need to build
wrist strength.
Eye-hand coordination.
Endurance.
(FLIES BUZZING)
Oh, come on!
You got me hitting balls
with spoons.
I'm swatting flies, now?
You not hit flies.
You hit bees.
What?
Come on!
(BEES BUZZING)
Oh, sh*t!
(SCREAMING)
Oh, sh*t!
(CRYING)
You are halfway
through your training.
The backhand.
You must believe in yourself
when no one else does.
Like right now,
for instance.
What?
What do you mean
I hit the net?
Dad!
Freeze!
Hands on your head!
Oh, that's right, man.
I'm in Chinatown.
I'm sorry, man.
(GASPING)
Want to pop off
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