Balls of Fury Page #3
some slack, man?
I need some time to warm up.
Time we don't have.
Feng's tournament's
in two weeks.
Man, I got to get you
in shape.
(AMBULANCE SIREN)
ERNIE:
We're here.
The world's greatest
Ping-Pong instructor
owns a takeout restaurant?
Don't hate.
The school's upstairs.
This guy's blind,
so let me do the talking.
Wong won't train just anybody.
Who?
Gweilo.
It means "round eye."
Gringo. You, man.
He only takes
Chinese students.
Damn, bro.
Hey...
(SPEAKING CHINESE)
You okay, dude?
Get out!
Get out.
I don't teach gweilo.
How did you know that
we were gweilo?
Same way that I can tell
you are 30 years old.
Too old to start training.
(EXCLAIMING TRIUMPHANTLY)
Pudgy.
You are filled
with self-doubt.
(SNIFFING)
And you use Lady Speed Stick.
It was on sale.
Feng was my most gifted pupil.
like the devil
in short shorts.
But he had expensive taste.
Turning my school
of table tennis
into a den of thieves.
And when I cast him out,
he joined the Triad.
in with him.
And when Le Ping tried
to go straight, he killed him.
Le Ping's daughter
was left fatherless.
If you help Randy and me
get to Feng's, we'll nail him.
I give you my word.
I will help you,
secret agent man.
You will start training
tomorrow, Randy.
Bring only your strength,
your honor
and a check for $300.
I tell you something
right now, the truth.
Your boy will not pull it off.
We need a natural.
Something I can work with.
You know what I mean.
(SCREAMING)
Dude!
What?
What did I miss?
Well, if it isn't
How was Disneyland?
Did you meet Dumbo?
Is it always this crowded?
Only when I'm not teaching.
WONG:
That's my niece,
Maggie Wong Mei Fei.
She brings her father,
Le Ping, great honor.
(PHONE RINGING)
Wong's Mu Shu Palace,
how can I help you?
(SPEAKING CHINESE)
WONG:
She will be the one
who will be giving you
hands-on training.
Gives "wax off"
a whole new meaning.
(GRUNTING)
Rule one, gweilo.
No touching my niece.
Understand?
Yeah, I understand.
(SIGHS IN PAIN)
(CROWD CLAPPING)
What?
Table jockey.
Let them work it out, man.
Let them work it out.
What does she weigh?
Like, 40 pounds?
Come on, man.
They're gonna kick your ass!
Who wants to... Oh.
(SCREAMING)
Maggie!
to my Happy Mu Shu Palace.
You'll be sorry, Wong!
And teaching gweilo
is forbidden. You know that!
I'll tell the elders.
You will have
to face the Dragon.
Let me tell you
what you can tell the Dragon.
(SPEAKING CHINESE)
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