Bad Sugar Page #4
- Year:
- 2012
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wait a little bit longer?
Rolph, I already made you
wait a month.
You must be ready to pop.
The longer you wait,
the more romantic it is.
That's how romance works.
It's our wedding night.
I don't think I'll ever feel
more romantic than this.
How do you know, until you try?
By tomorrow,
you might feel twice as romantic!
Or half!
I admit, it's a gamble.
But you've got to throw the dice.
Rolph?
Rolph, why aren't you...?
It's all soft and tiny!
Oh, I'm sorry!
It's just... I never realised that
getting married would be so tiring.
I'm going to turn you on, Rolph.
Whether you like it or not!
Oh, I like it!
I love it!
that'll drive you wild!
But first, I'm going to sort
out my Adobe Flash,
because the updates on this baby
are making me so I can't concentrate
on anything!
Look... Rolph!
Are you a fruit?
What?!
What on hell on earth
are you talking about?!
You need to talk to someone.
Maybe a Christian with a machine
might be able to sort you out.
Yeah, right, OK!
I'll show you how gay I am!
Get on that bed right now,
you hot little b*tch!
And open the drawer
and put on the Matt Damon mask!
to wear a Matt Damon mask
might just be a little bit gay?
Are you crazy?! Of course not!
and that makes me hard!
Look, honey, I'm no poof, OK?
Maybe if we're having problems
in the bedroom,
it's that you're just not hot enough.
Hello?!
Maybe if you were
just a little bit hotter,
I might not be quite so "gay."
Rolph?
What?!
I just like their abs!
It's fitness tips!
And fitness tips make me hard!
Fitness tips, great abs and
award-winning acting make me hard,
and if you can't handle that,
you can eff off!
So did you have a good wedding night,
lovely Lucy?
Yeah!
Yeah, satisfied, that's me,
one satisfied customer.
Yes, I remember
before what happened
with his abilities.
I won't go into the gory details,
but let's just say,
I couldn't walk for days.
You seem to be walking all right.
Well...
I'm trying.
Right.
Are you ready for this?
Let's do it!
Father!
Art thou busy? I was wondering
if I could have a word.
Of course, Lucy.
God's ears are always open.
Goodness,
is it hot in here or is it just me?
The temperature is at 21 degrees,
as the Vatican suggests.
I've a question,
but I feel ashamed to ask, Papa,
I feel as if I'm naked before you.
Maybe we should discuss
this another time.
It's regarding the physical side of
a relationship between a man and a
woman,
and whether during those times,
if it's all right when a man is...
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