As Cool as I Am Page #5
- No, dad!
Some skanky guy, Scott, and I had to!
He was gonna beat up
Kenny if I didn't...
- Scott! Scott who?
- Dad, it was nothing.
It was just stupid
playground stuff and he...
All right... okay! Where was
your mother when all this kissing
Dad! She was going to be late so
- I had to drop her off...
- Late? Late for what?
- Good morning.
- Lainee... what the
hell is going on?
I don't know what I was
thinking, Chuck.
- I just...
- Mom, I told him about the job.
A job?
What do I need... Do you want
me to send more money?
Are you having trouble
paying the bills?
It's something to do, Chuck!
It gets really lonely.
What exactly do you
picture me doing
when you're gone?
I picture you raising
our daughter.
I have been raising our daughter
by myself for nearly 16 years.
Kenny?
- Lucy.
- I'm freezing. Move over.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Lucy!
- You know I love you, don't you?
- That was sex, Kenny. Not love.
- Lucy, I'm serious.
- I gotta go!
Hello? Lucy?
Kenny?
PLANNED PARENTHOOD
Lucy! You got company.
There was a really bad famine
in the 3rd century.
And this butcher lured 3 little boys
into the shop,
murdered them, and soaked
them in a barrel of brine.
- That must have been, like, a huge barrel.
- Well, he chopped 'em up!
He was gonna sell 'em as hams.
But then Saint Nicholas...
brought the little boys back to life.
Saint Nich-- like
"Santa Claus" Saint Nicholas?
Yeah, a lot of people don't
know that about him.
I didn't. So what, then they were like
little boy zombies or something?
Well, you really didn't believe
in Santa elves, did you?
No I didn't,
- No... no, you gotta...
- I guess not, yeah.
- Hi.
- Hey.
Hey, I thought we should
get a head start on our homework
so it's not hanging
over our head all weekend.
- Yeah... um, there's cookies inside.
- Yeah.
So, there's a pill you can take
to keep from getting pregnant.
It's a emergency contraception plan B
pill. I got it at Planned Parenthood.
You went there?
So even in the spirit of Easter,
you're saying bringin'
people back from the dead
is not such a good thing.
Well, I mean if it's a
full on miracle with no
side effects like brain damage,
or motor control,
then yeah... it's a good thing but
I think the grey area
moralistically
is in the quality of life
after resuscitation.
Sure! Like if you smelled like pickles.
Right! See... that's no good,
you know.
- I got that!
- Homework?
- Hello!
- Chuck, this is Libby.
Oh... hey, how're you doing?
It's best to take the pill
before 72 hours from this morning.
I already took it.
I tell you what,
I've got a better idea.
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