As Cool as I Am Page #6
Why don't you guys come
over here for brunch?
Are you sure? That's
kind of you, but...
Yeah! Lucy always makes
a mountain of food,
and they're like brother and
sister already, so...
- you know, we're already like family.
- Okay!
- 11 o'clock on Sunday?
- All right.
Fantastic! All right, I'll see you then.
We're gonna have Easter brunch on
Sunday together. How great is that?
Did you know that I used to
babysit your mom?
Of course she does.
Remember I told you
about the babysitter
- who puked in our jack o'lantern?
- Oh, I'd forgotten all about that!
- And weren't you the one... didn't you...
- What?
give Lainee's cousin the
teething toy
that you found in her mother's
underwear drawer?
I was 14. I had no idea
why the women were
so upset and the men couldn't
stop laughing.
It was a vibrator.
Yeah, I got there on my own.
Thank you.
So then Lucy, winds up
having to kiss this
shitdiculous kid Scott
something, Scott...
Booker.
Scott Booker.
Scott Booker. Scott
McSmell-ass Booker. Yes!
Apparently to save Kenny
from getting a beating.
See, that's completely unfair.
Hey, uh, let's do that thing where
we all go round
and say what we're thankful for.
- I don't understand, what's unfair?
- That's Thanksgiving...
Teenage boys have feelings too.
Did it occur to you that
Scott or Kenny might have been
embarrassed or upset by what happened?
I'll start! Uh, I am thankful
to live in a country...
I can tell you all about teenage boys
and their penis-centric feelings.
...nonfiction novel and
- reality television.
- Ooh, that's such a
stupid over-generalization.
I am thankful for the Molto Italiano
cookbook which I got directions...
It's just as hard to be
a teenage boy as it is
to be a teenage girl.
Isn't that right, Kenny?
As a former pregnant teenager,
I have to say it's way tougher being the girl.
Lainee, I know you were
lost in your grief
and your anger when your parents died.
And... and even Chuck dropped
out of high school.
Everyone said he'd a chance
I don't want Kenny to have to give up
his life like Chuck did.
Kenny has just as much at risk in a
sexual relationship as Lucy does.
What the effing sh*t?
I think the issue isn't so much
who has a more difficult time,
I think it's challenging for
all adolescents...
- Lainee, you didn't know?
- All right...
I don't need you to tell me what
you think my daughter is doing...
Nothing is being taught
in the schools...
And I don't have to
standby and pretend
that there's nothing I can
do about it.
The real issue is how do we
hold society more accountable?
That's enough!
Are you making accusations
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