Amazon Women on the Moon Page #4

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of all 48 states join me...

in wishing Godspeed

to you...

and your hand-picked team

of scientists.

That's us, Loony.

Thank you, Mr President.

We're proud to serve our country.

Over and out.

Blackie, neutralize

the electro-scan.

- [ Click ]

- Electro-scan neutralized, sir.

There she is,

dead ahead!

It's awesome, isn't it?

[ Blackie ] I've got big plans

for that piece of real estate.

I'm going to sell

advertising space on that.

Just picture this--

the world's biggest billboard.

We'll make a bundle.

Hold your horses, Blackie.

This voyage is for

the betterment of mankind.

[ Voice Distorts ]

Let's not any of us forget that.

[ Distorted ]

Sure, chief.

There goes my lunch.

[ Groans ]

It's right up there

with my stomach.

[ Chuckling ]

Prepare for moon landing.

- Initiate rotation system.

- Rotation initiated.

Reverse retros.

Retros reversed.

Steve, we're losing pressure

in the atom chamber.

If it drops any more,

we're goners.

[ Alarm Sounding ]

Quick, Blackie,

switch to the emergency--

Tie a yellow ribbon

round the old oak tree

It's been

three long years

Do ya still want me

If I don't see a ribbon

round the old oak tree

I'll stay on the bus

forget about us

Put the blame on me

Did you know

that every seven minutes...

a black person is born

in this country without soul?

Hello, I'm B.B. King.

Won't you help Don Simmons

and the thousands of others...

that suffer from

this tragic disorder?

Its cruel symptoms can strike anyone.

Let's take a look.

I think the Republican Party has done

one heck of a job. Don't you,June?

I'll say, Ward. We Republicans

have turned this country around.

[ Both Chuckling ]

- [ Siren Wails ]

- Safety and good mileage

are the two things...

I looked for

in a new car.

That's why I bought

a Volvo station wagon.

Hi. I'm president of the David Hartman

Fan Club here in Glendale.

I've even met David Hartman once.

What a neat guy.

Chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny

chim-chim cheree

A sweep is as lucky

as lucky can be

Chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny

chim-chim cheroo

Good luck will rub off

when I shake hands with you

This is B.B. King saying

won't you please give...

so that Don Simmons here

and so many others...

can become useful members

of society.

Or blow me a kiss

and that's lucky too

Write to--

Thank you.

Be right there.

- Karen?

- Hi.

- Hi. I'm Jerry Stone.

- Hi,Jerry. Nice meeting you.

- I'm sorry. I'm running a little bit late.

- Don't worry about it.

- You look nice.

- Thank you.

- This is a great apartment.

- Thanks.

[ Sprays ]

Uh, I hope you like sushi.

I made reservations

at Tokyo Rose on Columbus.

Great.

I hear it's terrific.

Normally there's a waiting list,

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