Amazon Women on the Moon Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1987
- 85 min
- $548,696
- 324 Views
but I know the maitre d;
You know,
I gotta tell you...
but, uh...
I just have a feeling
that this might be special.
Jerry? Before we leave,
do me one small favour, will you?
Sure. What?
Would you mind showing me a credit card
and a valid driver's licence?
- You're kidding. Why?
- I'd like to run
a ''couple compatibility'' check.
What the heck is that?
You know,Jerry,
it's tough being a single girl in the big city.
You meet all kinds
of phoneys and creeps.
That's why this machine
comes in handy.
I just enter your I.D.,
and the central computer
will tell me about your background.
[ Chuckles ] I don't want a bank loan.
I just want to take you out.
I know, but I'd feel better running a check.
Two I.D.'s, please.
You're serious.
- It'll just take a minute.
- This is ridiculous, but, uh--
- Here's, uh--
- Three-one-six.
- That's a cute picture. [ Chuckles ]
- MasterCard.
I don't know how I ever got along
without one of these.
Changed my life.
Feel the same way
about my VCR.
Ooh. Right now I'm taping
Sophie's Choice with Meryl Streep.
- I love Meryl Streep.
- Oh, I am so into her.
[ Sighs ]
- Here it comes now.
- [ Laughs ]
- [ Bell Dings ]
- All that about me? Geez.
- They are very thorough.
- [ Giggles ] This is great!
- What? What?
- Oh.
- What do you got there?
- Uh-oh. [ Sighs ]
- Uh-oh? What's-- What's uh-oh?
Jerry...
does the name Debbie Rothenberg
mean anything to you?
Uh-- Debbie Rothenberg.
Uh--
Oh, yeah.
I think I went out with her once or twice.
You had sex with her on the second date,
and then you never called her again.
- I hate when guys do that.
- It says all that?
[ Scoffs ] Does the phrase
''You're not only beautiful...
but you're someone I feel I can open up to''
mean anything to you?
[ Chuckles ]
I'm not surprised.
You've used that line on your last 1 6 dates.
Look, this is ridiculous.
Debbie-- Uh, Karen,
I think...
that we have something
very special here.
- You're not like the other women you--
- ''You meet in the city.''
See what I mean?
And,Jerry...
about someone who's selfish in bed.
- ''Who's selfish in bed''?
- Well, how would you describe a man...
who satisfies his own needs
and rolls over and goes to sleep?
- I never did that in my life!
- Eleven times!
- You want names and dates?
- No. No, I do not! Look, hey, hold it.
Anyway, that is just a small fraction
of the hundreds of times...
I've been intimate
with women.
We're exaggerating a little,
aren't we,Jerry?
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