Alpha House Page #4

Then we take Alpha house

back for ourselves.

What about Marshall's big plan?

What's he gonna do about it

if they leave voluntary?

What about the bitchy one?

Leave her to me.

You boy ready for this?

- Oh yeah.

- Good.

We start at sun up.

Wake up! Wake up!

No shirt. Let's go! Get out!

No shirt! Nope!

Listen up recruits!

As acting president of Alpha House

it's my resposibility,

Strike that.

My pleasure

to ensure that you have

the proper induction in this

most honorable institution.

Being an Alpha

is a goddamn privilege.

A god damn privillage!

And like any privilege it's earned

through hard work.

- Is that right gentlemen?

- Hoo-rah!

Give me a break.

New recruits will as for permission

before speaking to the president!

Speak to this!

What is your name, recruit?

Kelly Kramer.

- Do you have a middle name?

- F*** off.

Oh. Pretty.

People call you K2?

- Nobody calls me...

- Here's the deal K2.

Just as generations

of Alphas before you.

You and your little femme

bots here

are going to have

to endure some...

minor inconveniences

to demonstrate you are worthy

for a spot in this house.

If any of you can't handle it,

you are welcome to leave.

Bring it sh*t weasel.

Play your little games.

Get that frat bullshit

out of your system.

But guess what,

we're still gonna be here.

Are we done?

You are dismissed.

Whatever. Girls.

That didn't go as planned.

No it did not.

They have to leave!

Oh they will.

I have a plan.

- Excuse me ladies.

- Hey!

- I'm so sorry.

- Dude!

- We were watching that.

- We are watching this now.

Oh god!

And this is how they pay

for college.

Alright K2. You have a choice

of "Hole filled with cock",

Brazilian Whores in Vegas.

Looks like that won an award,

or white men can hump.

Oh sorry,

don't have a TV in my room.

Oh no problem. Boys!

- Go to go boss.

- Good. Thank you.

Alright!

White men can hump it is!

Alright let's get those

tits bouncing!

Nice!

- Home movie?

- Uh sorry.

It's part of... you know.

It's alright hey I might

even learn a thing or two.

I...

Gotta go.

This is not why

I joined your stupid sorority.

Change is never easy Renee.

We're not about to let

some smutty videos break us.

We will persevere.

Hello ladies!

We got a treat for you.

Hand out the shirts.

What is this?

Oh we thought that the house

could use a little more solidarity.

So what each and everyone one

of you is going to do

is think of the sluttiest thing

you have ever done on the first date

write it on the shirt

and wear it to dinner.

- No way!

- Why not? Come on!

We're doing it too.

See. Solidarity!

Besides president's orders,

right Cameron?

- F***ing A!

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