
Alpha House
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Dude, I can't believe that
this is actually happening Zach.
I know I know I keep feeling like
I'm going to wake up from a dream.
- You want me to pinch you?
- Yes.
Alright.
- You said pinch!
- I'm sorry. Do me.
Sh*t! This is actually happening.
You're right.
We need to chill out.
We can't look like dorks
on our first day out.
Okay.
Alright.
Oh my god.
Yeah Dickface!
It's beautiful man.
It's just beautiful.
Good evening gentlemen.
It's daytime.
Mr. President.
So it is.
You boys are ready
to be inducted.
Yes Mr. President.
See, as new Alpha's these boys
have to call me Mr. President
or else they get punched
in the dick.
Boys, this is Charity. This is Faith.
Girls this is Zach and uh...
- What is it? Christian?
- Cameron.
Boys, welcome to 24-hour
party machine man!
Someone get these boys a beer
and a hand job.
- You alright man?
- I'm just so happy.
I love this place.
Alright girls
put your shirts back on,
we're going downstairs
for the Induction ceremony.
Not you.
You're meet me in my room.
Yes Mr. President.
See fellas, that right there...
never gets old.
Alright fellas quit f***ing around
we got some cherries to pop
and some serious partying to do!
Oh sh*t, did you hear
what he just said.
Oh my god.
We're not even at
It's even better then I imagined.
The average male graduate
makes $125,000 per year,
meanwhile the average
female graduate
make $41,500 per year.
- This is bullshit.
- Yes! It is bullshit Misty.
put up with such inequitable
excusable desperaties,
somehow the women or sterling
college get it in their heads
one of these successful men
is just as good
as being successful themselves.
Which is a bunch of hoowie!
Yes?
Is the Astronaut single?
What?
That's not the point.
The point is that we work so hard
to get into this college.
We're just not here
for the parties,
the sex, and to land
some rich husband. Right?
Then what are you here
Ms. Kramer?
It is Ms. Kramer isn't it?
- Kelly Kramer?
- Associate Dean Marshall.
Yes, I know who I am.
So...
This is Delta Pi Sorority.
I heard you were meeting.
Even though
you don't have a house.
I say it shows resolved.
I say it shows resolve.
It's pathetic!
And not only that, it's unfair.
Especially when you consider
how many houses
of fraternities have,
am I right ladies?
- Yeah.
- Defiantly.
Sterling college has always offered
more opportunities
to it's male students.
and your quote unquote sorority
can over turn 50 years
of history?
Yes! I do!
I was hoping you'd say that.
Gentlemen.
Today you enter an
elite brotherhood
established by
our founders in 1963.
know as the cradle of awesome,
Alpha house is known as a place
where awesome
goes to get it's freak on.
Now, are you ready to uphold
the tradition of this fraternity?
If yes, let me hear you say yeah.
- Yeah!
- Good.
Do you swear
- Let me hear you say "Yeah".
- Yeah!
fall silent.
To never let her kegs
run empty.
And to never ever
let the party die.
F*** yeah!
Now, suck the guys dick
on your immediate left.
What?
- Really?
- No, I was just messing with you.
I just wanted to see
if you'd really do it.
I have nobody to my left.
Gentlemen.
Welcome to Alpha House.
- Hey! Who turned off the lights?
- What the f***?
I'm sorry Mr. Kroger.
Am I interrupting something?
Of course not.
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