Alpha House Page #5

- See you all at dinner.

I'm not doing this.

Yes you are. We all are.

Think of all the women who stood up

for what they believe is right.

Elizabeth Blackwell.

- Susie B. Anthony.

- Snooky!

If those women could endure

all they had to go through,

surely we can endure this!

Right ladies?

All of you start writing.

And be truthful.

We wouldn't want

to compromise our integrity.

Jessica.

I said be truthful.

Sh*t.

Here.

I made these for you.

Dude! I don't know

what the f*** this is!

Oh relax! Right.

I'm on it.

Is it working?

Alright. Titty cam number one

is ready for it's broadcast day.

Sweet.

Let's roll!

Right there. There.

Perfection.

Namaste.

No, no, no. Hold it!

Let's do another one.

Jackpot!

So don't want to go

to psych class today.

Hey how was history yesterday?

F*** the feminist movement.

Turn around. Turn around.

They make the Disney princess

seem like they're bad.

I mean, "Hello?

They get everything they wanted."

- What the f*** is that?

- Bigfoot.

Hey did you see that?

A**holes!

Zach, you have to check out

this footage.

It's totally epic.

- Maybe later guys.

- Titties.

- Hey there.

- F***! Can a guy get some...

Hi.

Studying huh?

- Trying to.

- Just like old times.

You remember our first date?

7th grade... after school

you asked me to meet you...

- In the library.

- Right.

You said you wanted me to help you

with your history assignment

but I seem to remember

what you really wanted

was to feel my b*obs.

Under the sweater over the bra

if I remember correctly.

Oh you remember.

- So what are you studying now?

- Oh.

History.

You don't say.

I'll let you get to it.

We should shower together

more often.

Yeah, it's so much fun.

It's good for the environment.

- It is.

- I know!

- Helping bunnies.

- Yeah!

Some perverts!

Do you have to be

such an a**hole?

I think you mean

president a**hole.

I'm taking this to the Dean.

Ya'll would love to get her

Alabama hot pocket.

I have no idea what that means.

I'll tell you about it later.

Stop making that. Stop.

- I'm on the phone!

- I'm going to lunch.

Be back by one!

Try three.

Yes. Yes.

Well I look forward to speaking

about Virgin Mary more as well.

Yes. Yes. Alpha House project

is moving forward.

Students are getting along.

No, no, no, no, complaints.

And uh if there are

there's always provision 13.

If we have to use it

we most definitely will.

Listen up ladies,

the game has changed.

Before you know it we're gonna

have this house all to ourselves.

- How?

- Like this.

What are you doing?

What we have to do

to take this house.

Saddle up girls.

It's time to blow some minds.

Hey Cameron.

- Hey.

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