Alpha House Page #3

But we can do this.

Sisters on 3.

- 1, 2, 3...

- This is bullshit! Alright.

We can't have chicks living here.

I totally agree.

Yo that brunette,

I'd love to have

her Canadian swirl,

on a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

Dude, what?

- Makes zero sense dude.

- Look, guys this is our house!

Those girls are invaders

in our territory.

Cameron and I wanted to be Alpha's

for as long as I can remember,

and I am not throwing

that dream that the shitter

- because of some chicks.

- Me too dude but,

my dream did not include

a p*ssy embargo.

You guys are missing

the bigger picture here.

Did you see the talent that

just walked into this house?

At this moment

the rooms above our heads

are being stocked with

some pretty decent inventory.

This house is basically

a cosco full of vag, right?

And if we play our cards right,

we might be getting

some free samples!

Besides, how bad could it be

living with girls?

- What's going on?

- They're... cleaning.

Nice work ladies!

What the f*** do you think

you're doing?

Just because you're comfortable

living like pigs

doesn't mean we have to be.

Pink! What the hell?

- What's going on?

- They're painted this room.

So?

They're painting this room... Pink!

I f***ing hate pink.

I could get use

to the view though.

Though I definiely give them

both cherry twisters.

Enjoying the view?

- Yeah.

- What did you say?

- We were just...

- Right.

You know these paint fumes

are making me kinda dizzy.

Oh! Yeah me too.

You wanna...

Get outta here?

- Definitely

- Okay.

Bang-o-rang.

Thank you.

Where you going?

Where you going?

Where you going?

Perv!

- I'm going to kill you.

- Feisty! I like that!

I like that! Help me.

What happened?

I caught jersey shore here

staring at me

through my bedroom door!

Whoa! Kiss my taint, alright?

I am way cooler then those

Jersey Shore douchebags!

I'm taking this to Marshall!

Whoa! Okay!

Pause right there alright.

Nobody has to take anything

to Dean Marshall.

How about, You promise to stay

in your part if the house

and we'll promise to stay in ours.

But... but we get

the basement, okay?

You guys got to go all Martha Stewart

on the rest of the house.

We get one place that's

just ours just like we like it.

Deal?

If I catch you

looking at me again,

I'm turning your balls

into a keychain.

Is that a promise?

I love her.

What?

They're taking this place over.

Then what the f***

are we doing about it?!

Cause I am one

ass hair away from leaving.

We do what we do best.

- And that would be?

- We be guys.

We do everything we can to run

the Deltas out of this place.

And back to the lecture hall

from where they came.

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