Ali G Indahouse Page #4
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- Year:
- 2002
- 85 min
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# I can go away for a minute
# Do some other sh*t
(Disappointed groan)
Grow, Biggie, grow.
I has gotta get a semi lob-on.
Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez lezzing off with the
big-thighed one in Destiny's Child.
Look here now!
Look at my massive beast!
(All screaming)
You filthy animal!
(lrish accent)
Oh, Shep, this rail is very dirty.
It's going to need
a lot of polishing.
(Moaning)
PhD in economics,
three years at Harvard, age 34...
Swan? Is there any reason
an absurdly dressed,
half-naked man chained to a fence
being tossed off
by an old, blind council worker?
(Ali moaning)
Ignore him. It's the local idiot
making some pathetic protest.
Unchain him and bring him in here.
- But I'm trying to...
- Bring him in, Swan.
Straight ahead
at the top of the stairs.
# Freak me, baby
# Yeah, just like that
# Freak me, baby
# Come on, come on
# Freak me, baby
# Let me lick you up and down
# Till you say stop
# Let me play with your body, baby
# Make you real hot #
# Let me do all the tings
you want me to do
# Cos tonight, baby,
I'm Kate Hedges, the Deputy
Prime Minister's secretary.
Come in
and you can pull your pants up now.
Hello, I'm David Carlton,
Hello.
I is Ali G, the dominating MC.
Making b*tches touch their punani.
- The number after two, it be...
- Three.
Not Ali A, not Ali B,
not Ali C, not Ali D,
not Ali...
E...
not Ali...
(Hums alphabet song)
F...
- but Ali...
- G.
Bo! Your rhymes is tight
for a honkey, yes, sir.
That's his full name and address.
Tell me, Ali, do you have a job?
I is recently gone on the dole.
- When?
- Eight years and three months ago.
It says here you claim disability.
Are you...?
Yes, I is actually spasticated.
I is got a terrible DJing injury
and still ain't got full mobility
in me mixing finger.
Fok-chickety-fok-fok-fresh. Ow.
Everything down there
is still working. Oh, yes. Yes.
Ali, erm... would you sit down?
Please, sit down.
- Would you ever become an MP?
- What for? It's full of pricks.
That's a little harsh.
I'm an MP, am I a prick?
- Yes.
- Let's try a different angle.
Is there nothing
you'd like to change?
Me'd wanna save the John Nike
Leisure Centre, obviously.
As the MP for Staines,
Would you stand in this by-election?
Me gotta be honest,
me ain't actually bi.
- Well...
- I mean,
obviously I done it with two girls.
Well, I seen it on the internet.
But me would never feel completely
comfortable being bummed by a man.
A lot of people say never say ever
but me feel strongly that me
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