Ali G Indahouse Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2002
- 85 min
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# Gal flex, time to have sex
# Jump in my Lex, steam a blunt,
pop a vex
# Now you know that my style
is rated XX... #
- Ali, open your eyes.
- Sorry, there was something in them.
Because there's these fleas
going around,
two of them, coming in again
and they're in me eyes!
# Open up dem legs a-wider... #
You've been a very bad boy
and you need to be punished.
- Are you a bad boy?
- Yes, I am.
My skin is so dry.
So for being a bad boy,
I want you to rub oil into me,
paying special attention
to my breasts and my batty crease.
OK, I will do that.
But first, I want you to
take your hat off, you naughty boy.
But me never take me hat off.
You take that off
and I'll take these off.
OK.
Now I'm going to milk you.
- (Julie) 'Ali.'
- Give me one more sec.
- Behave, Alistair.
- J-Lo.
They is closing down the centre.
I is gonna go on hunger strike
until they save it... or until I die.
So just in case I do join Tupac
and Biggie in that ghetto in the sky,
I's come here to bone you
one last time.
Mr Johnson might have something
to say about that.
- Can I watch?
- I got not problem with that.
Ali!
Don't do nothing stupid, all right?
Hear me now.
She ain't really me Julie.
In real life I is going out
with someone much fitter.
But they do that
to make me more accessible.
Which means you girls think I will
knob you, even if you is a minger.
OK, you got ten seconds
till you start.
(Muffled) More! More!
OK, and go.
Mr G, why are you on hunger strike?
(Muffled) In the struggle for...
In the struggle for justice,
I is willing to lay down me life.
Just like
Martin Luther... Vandross did.
Local party chairman Alan Swan
has some names for the by-election.
This is a great honour.
I've always admired...
- The names, Swan.
- Right. Well, er...
There are three really outstanding
candidates that match your criteria.
Top of the list is Andrew Hamilton,
PhD political science,
studied PPE at Oxford,
gained a starred first.
chicken dippers?
- They're really good.
- What sauce are you going for?
I think it's barbecue.
(Roars and moans)
I can't take it!
(Ali roars)
Chicken dippers!
- Good, we can go home now.
- Oh, nips.
I'll get the keys, yeah?
Starting again from... now!
# Bring it! What? We right here... #
No.
# We right here,
this is ours and we don't share #
- What has we got here, then?
- I is doing a serious protest.
In that case, we'll leave you to it.
Oh, thanks.
There was just one thing, though.
(All laughing)
#... joint made this year
that'll knock till 2003
# Y'all gonna see
that the hottest n*gger out there
# Was and will be me
# Just like that
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