Ali G Indahouse Page #2
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- Year:
- 2002
- 85 min
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language here. The word is batty boy.
(All chant) Batty boy! Batty boy!
Better. Everybody up!
Time to give out this week's badges.
First, big it up
for me main man Andy,
who has finally got
his Hot-Wiring badge
and his Advanced Swearing badge.
- Sh*t off, you hairy dog's cock.
- Respect.
Since you has got your fifth badge,
you has earned your second slit.
Hopefully one day
you'll get to be Tyrone's level.
If you gets any better,
we'll have to start doing your pubes.
- I don't have any.
- Well, I is got millions.
Now, remember -
without realness, we is nothing.
So, posse, keep it real!
(All chant) Keep it real!
On the streets, your homie
would take a cap in his ass for you.
So let's start with
- One, two, three.
- Ali, can I have a word?
- Sure.
- It's about the centre.
I know how much these classes
mean to you
- and how much the kids enjoy them.
- (Groaning)
But the government's withdrawn
our funding.
They're closing down
the John Nike Leisure Centre.
You what? How is these kids meant
to make it out of the ghetto now?
- They'll have to go somewhere else.
- Somewhere else?
Do you know what this centre
means to them? And to me?
This is the spiritual home
of the West Staines Massiv.
This is like what Mecca is
to the Jews.
It's like what Kentucky is
to chickens.
And it was here when me
first felt me Julie's... (Whistles)
Ali, there's nothing you can do.
Now, you better go and tell the kids.
close us down.
Keep it real, yeah?
(Woman) 'Dinner with
the Belgian prime minister at eight.
'And the Deputy Prime Minister
wishes to speak to you.'
- Has he heard the poll results yet?
- Yes, I wish I hadn't.
Gallup puts us 22 points behind.
- And MORI?
- 23 points behind.
The youth vote's
deserting us in droves.
Focus groups say we're out of touch.
- We are.
- Don't be silly.
Will we lose this by-election?
We haven't lost Staines in 20 years
and we're not about to start.
We just have an image problem.
We have to find a candidate
who will improve that image.
Somebody young.
- Somebody ethnic.
- Somebody in touch.
- Exactly.
- You're right.
We need an intellectually superior
candidate to guarantee us victory.
- Easy now, Mrs Hugh.
- Booyakasha.
- Is me Julie about?
- She's upstairs.
Hello, baby, I's been missing you
so much today.
You is looking so fine. All I want
to do is pull your panties down...
Ali.
- Hello, me Julie.
- Stop feeling up Nina.
- I got confused.
- You're never confused with Tracey.
- Hello, Ali.
- Hello.
You know you is me only b*tch.
Ho. Lady?
When me close me eyes,
you is the only girl me think about.
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