Ali G Indahouse

Synopsis: Ali G unwittingly becomes a pawn in the evil Chancellor's plot to overthrow the Prime Minister of Great Britain. However, instead of bringing the Prime Minister down, Ali is embraced by the nation as the voice of youth and 'realness', making the Prime Minister and his government more popular than ever.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Mark Mylod
Production: Universal Pictures
Rotten Tomatoes:
85 min

(Police siren)

(Tyres squeal)

(Helicopter passing)

(Police radio)

'You are now about to witness

the strength of street knowledge.'

(# NWA:
Straight Outta Compton)

# I'm comin'

straight outta Compton...

'When somethin' happens

in South Central Los Angeles

'nothin' happens,

it's just another n*gger dead.'

# Straight outta Compton,

crazy mothefucker named Ice Cube

# From the gang called

Niggaz With Attitude

# AK-47 is the tool

# Don't make me act

the mothefuckin' fool

# As I leave, believe I'm stompin'

# But when I come back, boy,

I'm comin' straight outta Compton #

- ? Y que mira?

- ! Si, gozale!

My friend saw you

with Ramon Camacho.

- It ain't true, Ricco.

- Shut up, ho!

It's time to teach you two a lesson.

I wouldn't do that if I was you.

Step back unless you want me

to bust a cap in your ass.

This is my hood

and these girls belong to me.


That is a very sexist way

to talk about these bitches.

Hola.! Ay que rico estas, papito!

Bonjour. Je m'appelle Ali.

J'habite in Staines.

(Hawks repeatedly)

You made me use me last tissue.

Me ain't got another one now.

Hijo su chingada madre.

? Te crees chingon, cabron?

No sabes que te puedo matar,

pinche canario.

You what? Speak to the hand

cos the face, it ain't listening.

! Matalo!




Remember, life is the most

precious gift that Jah has given us.

(lmitates machine gun)

(Derisive laughter)

(Panicked shouting)


You saved us.

I just really want to thank you.

- (Zip)

- ! Ay, Dios mio!

That's gonna need the two of us.

Here, let me help you with that.

(# Missy Elliot:
One Minute Man)

#... make you want me

# And I'm-a give you

some attention... #

That's very nice.

Yes, please.

Thank you very much. That's good.

(2 Pac whines)



Yeah, baby, play with the balls.


- Ali, are you awake?

- For real.

Ali-Pally, do you know how late it

is? You're still in bed, all asleep.

- Sorry, Nan.

- (Growling)

# It's nice to get up in the morning

in the good old summertime

# Four and five and six o'clock

in the good old summertime

- (Snarling)

- # When the winter comes...

# It's nice to get up

in the morning...

# But better to stay in bed #


(Moans) That's better.

It's not nice to play with your

poopik when Nana's in the room.

- You're teaching your class today.

- Wicked.

Out of bed, choppy chop.

# Wicked, wicked

# Junglist massive

# Wicked, wicked

# Junglist massive

# Wicked, wicked

# Junglist massive

# Wicked, original...

(# Banging jungle beats,

ragga rapping)

# Booyaka! Booyaka!

# Booyaka! Booyaka!

# Booyaka! Booyaka!

# Booyaka! Booyaka!

# Incredible... #

(Drowned out by music)

- Yo, yo! Aight?

- Aight!



So, what's going down

in Staines town, my n*gger?

N*gger, we just be kicking back,

sucking on some gin and juice.


- Aight.

- For real.

Jezzy, is you wearing green?

I knew it. You is defected

to the lver Heath posse, innit?

- Let's stab him.

- Wait!

Me mum washed me yellow top with

my brother's blue football socks.

All right. But you tell that slag

that in the ghetto,

washing non-coloufast synthetics

at 60 degrees could be fatal.

Will you boys move?

I've told you it's a fire risk.

Hey, yo, yo, yo, what's the problem?

Four brothers chilling out,

maxing, relaxing,

it ain't too taxing.


- Move!

- We'll sit on the bench. Yes.

(# Thumping bass)

The East Staines Massiv.

If it ain't the West Staines Massiv

outside their precious centre.


Wickety-wackety-sha! Boo!

Eastside is the best. (Kisses teeth)

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Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (born 13 October 1971) is a British actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. Baron Cohen has created and portrayed fictional characters Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, and Admiral General Aladeen. Like his idol Peter Sellers, he adopts a variety of accents and guises for his characters and rarely appears out of character.In most of his routines, Baron Cohen's characters interact with unsuspecting people, documentary style, who do not realise they are being set up for comic situations and self-revealing ridicule. His other work includes voicing King Julien XIII in the Madagascar film series (2005–2012) and appearing in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), Hugo (2011) and Les Misérables (2012). He made a cameo as a BBC News Anchor in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). In 2016, he played an English football hooligan brother of an MI6 spy in the comedy film Grimsby, and co-starred as Time in the fantasy sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass. In 2018, Baron Cohen created and starred in Who Is America? for Showtime, his first television project since Da Ali G Show. Baron Cohen was named Best Newcomer at the 1999 British Comedy Awards for The 11 O'Clock Show, and since then, he has received two BAFTA Awards for Da Ali G Show, several Emmy nominations, a nomination for an Academy Award for Writing Adapted Screenplay, and a Golden Globe for Best Actor for his work in the feature film Borat. After the release of Borat, Baron Cohen stated that because the public had become too familiar with the characters, he would retire Borat and Ali G. Similarly, after the release of Brüno, Baron Cohen stated he would also retire the title character. At the 2012 British Comedy Awards, he received the Outstanding Achievement Award, accepting the award while reprising his Ali G character. In 2013, he received the BAFTA Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence in Comedy. more…

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