Ali G Indahouse Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 2002
- 85 min
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exit hole should stay me exit hole
and never become me entry hole,
you know what I is saying?
Yes, yes.
Well, it's been
David.
Later, sweetheart.
(Kate) David?
What are you doing? He was
the biggest idiot I have ever met.
- Choose him and we'll never win.
- I know.
There'll be a leadership crisis.
The PM will be out.
And who could possibly replace him?
Ali has two weeks
to lose us 18,000 votes.
Let's get him on the campaign trail.
(# Thumping hip-hop)
Easy, rude boy. Me name be Ali G
and me is here representing Staines.
Can me count on your vote?
- Definitely not.
- Hairy muff.
Seeing as I is here,
could me interest you in
It's well good sh*t!
Dave, it's your turn
to sh*t through the letterbox.
Our anti-bullying programme
has won lots of praise.
Instances of bullying in
this school are at an all-time low.
Jonathan used to suffer terribly
from bullies.
I ain't surprised. Look at him.
Hey, fatty bum bum. Hey, fatty bum
Boiiing! Boiiing! Boiiing!
(Laughs)
He is well fat, though.
All you mothefuckers,
f***-f***-f*** f***ers!
Vote for the G, the mothefuckin' G.
Me, the mothefuckin' G.
All the b*tches in the house say yo.
Vote for me
cos me know what you lezzers want.
I is a big supporter of your cause
and I is got many of your videos.
If you vote for me, me give you me
pledge to lower taxes on strap-ons.
(Jeering)
Why is you getting so eggy?
Is you all on?
Ladies and gentlemen, to commemorate
the town hall extension,
we're asking all the candidates
to lay down a brick.
Ali, would you lay one for us now?
- What, here?
- We would be honoured.
- In front of everyone?
- Yes.
(Groans of disgust)
Not bad.
This is absolutely vital.
with one day to go
Listen. Did you get the manifesto
that I sent to you?
- You got a roach?
- Er... For real.
(# Reggae)
- You got another roach?
- Yeah, for real.
(Ali) Yeah.
(Ricky) Wicked.
Yes. It was very helpful.
Come with me.
Good luck. Don't hold back.
(# News theme)
In the most crucial by-election
of the past decade,
we're joined by ex-Environment
Secretary David Griffiths
and newcomer Ali G.
This debate will help you
make up your mind.
Ali, if elected,
what would you do for Staines?
Me'd save
the John Nike Leisure Centre.
You can't mean your sole policy
is to save a centre that's barely
used and a terrible drain on funds?
What are your other policies?
- My other policies?
- Yes, you must have some.
Well...
I think it is well important
to reduce inflay-tee-on
and also to invest in the nehuss.
(Ali) The nahuss.
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