Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa Page #4
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It will take long. OK.
Hi, Pat. I'll catch you later.
I'm not happy about it, but...
I'll have to go along with it, won't I?
The... The problem is that the phone
rings even when I'm speaking on it,
In fact, I think it just did it then.
Did you hear it? Yes?
Yeah. He heard it too.
OK, well, I'll leave it with you.
Mm-hm. Yep.
Yep.
All right. Thanks, Susan.
If Geoff Susan doesn't mend that phone,
there'll be hell to pay.
They wouldn't even let me say goodbye
to my listeners.
Just gave me 30 minutes
to clear out my locker.
Well, at least I'm getting
their mugs dirty.
Thanks, Alan.
Not like the others.
Well, I'll let you get back to... Geoff.
- Who's Geoff?
- Geoff Susan.
Oh, yes, of course.
Ahhhhh...
I did the right thing, didn't I, Lynn?
I mean, I think he knew his days
were numbered.
More of an assisted suicide really.
I just ew him to Switzerland
and filled out a few forms and...
...sloped off to the airport.
I've got to be honest, Lynn,
Pat's Irish, isn't he?
To be sure.
Why don't you donate
50 to Sinn Fein?
Perfect.
Love that noise.
Keep me away from the sausage rolls.
I'm wearing my chubby clothes again.
- I noticed.
- What the chub, or the clothes?
- Ipad.
- My-pad.
Not that funny, Lynn.
CALVIN HARRIS feat. KELIS:
Bounce
- I used to go with prostitutes.
- Brilliant.
Cocaine - that was a trigger.
Cocaine, prostitutes.
Bit of a cycle. Puking up the old er...
luminous green bile.
Yeah, I was withdrawing.
I've got my minder with me.
- Lynn?
- She might not seem tough
but I once saw her stamp on
50 cockroaches in a minute.
He didn't see. He was in the next room.
- It was in Wales.
- It's true, yeah.
All I could hear was crunch, crunch,
crunch, stamp, stamp, stamp.
I thought she was country dancing
whilst eating cereal.
I thought it was the End of Days.
They were legion.
Lynn likes The Bible.
I've never understood moths.
They only come out at night,
yet they're attracted to light.
I don't know why they just don't
come out during the day.
I've nothing to add to that.
If you substituted buttery...
Could you go and get me
some sausage rolls?
If you substituted buttery for moth,
I think it would sound like poetry, yeah.
Unfortunately, Wordsworth didn't say:
to eat some jumpers in a drawer"
"As if that wasn't bad enough,
it ate my sock upon the moor"
Yeah. It's just... I don't know why
a sock could be on the moor.
A mitten, maybe.
of my stomach lining.
I don't know if you've ever done er...
done any horse, have you?
- I've ridden a donkey.
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