Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa Page #3
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figures for North Norfolk on page 6.
Then if you turn to page 5.
Hi, guys, don't want to be an
agenda-bender, but any chance of a wa-wa?
- It's not a good time, Alan.
- It's fine, we've time. Come in.
Yeah, it's a good time.
Alan. Alan Partridge.
Jason Tresswell,
MD of Goredale Media.
It's not "Alan Alan Partridge".
It's "Alan, comma, Alan Partridge".
I know some people do have two names.
Zsa Zsa Gabor, for instance.
Duran Duran.
Yeah, that's not as good.
Um... Kris Kristofferson.
Excellent small talk.
Gentlemen, to business.
I am here as one of the more senior
D-jocks at this station.
I'm here to talk about jobs.
Like a Nazi officer this, isn't it?
Should er... snap my heels together.
- Achtung!
- Guten Tag.
Silence! Sorry. I meant to miss you.
I want you to do something for me.
I want you to take all your prejudices,
put them in a box marked "prejudices",
put it to one side, wipe the prejudice
juice off your hands...
Can I just stop you there?
Change is healthy, you shouldn't fear it.
I'm not scared of anything.
Not even an elephant,
which is interesting,
because there's one in this room.
- Wanna know his name?
- Pat Farrell.
It's Pat Farrell. Pat's audience is old.
Old people, much like
dogs, are blindly loyal.
And if Pat hi-tails it to
Cedar FM and they follow,
you've got a grey exodus on your hands.
A grexodus.
Hm. That prejudices box doesn't
seem quite so cool any more, does it?
Yeah, but we bought Cedar FM as well.
I didn't know that.
I did not know that.
- The point is...
- You were talking about Pat Farrell.
He's always the first to speak up
at union meetings,
being a member of a union.
He's also Irish, which again, weirdly,
a plus point, if you like swearing.
He's often on his show:
"Feckin' dis" and "Feckin' dat".
Some Irish people say Feck off"
isn't as bad as "F*** off"
but I think that's bullshit
or bellshit.
- The bottom line is, he swears too much.
- This is all very interesting...
I can sum up Pat Farrell in ten words.
Pat isn't very good so let him go, guys,
seriously.
I can condense that to three words.
Just sack Pat.
That completes my presentation.
Gentlemen, I'll leave
you to your biscuits.
Gloves.
Oh, f***.
Glove.
Shape
The way you want it to be
Ahhh! That was soft rock
cocaine enthusiasts, Fleetwood Mac.
And this was Mid-Morning Matters.
Where once again,
- mid-morning... mattered.
- Mattered.
Supposed to do it in sync.
- Sorry.
Simple. Very simple.
The Way You Want It To Be.
Mm-hm. Right. And will it take long?
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