A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Page #4
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My final offering:
Gymnasia, the silent woman.
a thousand dramas may be played.
You can speak with her?
Whilst a child I had a nurse
from the Isle of Silent Women.
- May I have my foot back?
- "(Pseudolus)" You poor child.
- Pseudolus!
- Yes, darling?
Do you want your freedom?
- More than ever. Ill take her.
- Thats not the one.
But yours isnt here.
Its not nice to walk out without buying...
I want my...
If you must squabble, do it
in a place of less character.
I know your type: shoppers.
Please dont touch the merchandise.
Courtesans, back to your quarters.
Ill be back for noonday prayers.
Move. Do you mind? Out!
Please, quickly, out. Both of you, go.
- Quickly, out. Out.
- "(Hero)" There she is!
One moment. Did I not just spy a golden
head with sky-blue eyes on yon balcony?
Oh, that one.
A recent arrival from Crete. A virgin.
- A virgin.
- Is that good?
- "(Lycus)" Only today she was sold.
- Sold?
Then receive, O bosom, thy fatal blade.
Behave yourself.
She was sold?
Yes. To the agents of a Roman captain.
He claims her this very day.
- Today!
- She cost 500 minae.
- Then receive, O bosom, thy...
- Put your bosom away.
- You say she just arrived from Crete?
- Yes.
I hope the captain is kind to her.
She deserves a bit of affection before...
- Tragic, is it not?
- What? Whats tragic?
- The news from Crete.
- What news?
Farewell, Lycus.
- What is the news?
- What news?
- The news from Crete?
- You force me to tell you.
Crete is being ravaged by a plague.
People are dying by the thousands.
This girl is healthy.
I thought you knew -
when they smile, the end is near.
- No.
- Yes.
Im told it is lovely now in Crete -
everyone lying there, smiling.
Is it... is it contagious?
- You ever see a plague that wasnt?
Youd best get her out of here.
- Yes. But where? How?
- Ill take her before the captain arrives.
Capital! Ill go fetch her.
Why should "you" risk...?
Because Ive already had the plague.
I would tell you all about it, but...
No. Ill go fetch her. Dont go away.
Pseudolus, Im to be with her!
- Until the captain arrives this forenoon.
- Yes.
- Wait.
- Yes?
- A brilliant idea.
- Yes!
Thats what we need, a brilliant idea.
Go, go! Get a move on.
No, dont touch that pillar. Go, go.
Mind your breathing - just inhale. Go, go.
Pseudolus, how kind you are.
for you, Pseudolus, are a true friend.
And you, Lycus,
are a gentleman and a procurer.
Psst!
To the garden, and break the news
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