A Fantastic Fear of Everything Page #4
It's just...
You're asking a lot, Clair, okay?
I don't do launderettes.
Never have done, never will.
It's no place for a man like me.
Exposing your most intimate articles
in front of strangers.
- Stop it, you're being ridiculous.
- You know me, Clair. I'm sensitive.
- I've never even bought toilet roll.
- All right, enough.
Jack, I've worked very hard getting
your script to the right people
and I'm afraid there's no interest.
I said nothing because I didn't want
to disturb you. That's the reality.
I can't see any other options.
It's Humphries or bust.
- I understand.
- Good.
Call and let me know
how it goes, darling.
(DIALING TONE)
And so it was that I first came
to hear the name Harvey Humphries.
I had sat in every head of scripts
department in London,
listening to these twats
full of white wine and arugula,
but I had never heard of this man.
"Harvey Humphries
of Humbolt Mews."
I didn't like the sound of it.
The name seemed innocent enough,
but there was something that jarred.
It might be the "Harvey Humphries
Humbolt" bit that was worrying me.
But I had a friend,
Garry Gordon in Garrick Street.
any problem.
No.
It was something stronger
than just a repetition of the H.
It was more a sensation of having
heard Harvey Humphries
in some unsavory context.
Harvey.
It was the Harvey.
Harvey was the middle name
the Yank Who'd spent all night
in the basement
of 39 Hilldrop Crescent,
N5 separating his wife.
He'd done her in lime.
Crippen had come from America.
Humphries was going
of completing his business
with me.
Was Humphries related to Crippen?
Far-fetched as it might seem
to others, it was not impossible.
Crippen was an American. Yes.
And so was Humphries.
Surely it was more than a coincidence
that a man going to America
should be excited by a title
like "Decades of Death"
and have the middle name of one of
the most famous killers of the lot.
No.
No, no, no.
Facts like that are beyond the realm
of coincidence.
- (HUMMING)
- (PHONE RINGING)
Hello? Who's there?
Speak up, I can't hear you.
(TOILET FLUSHES)
Oh, no. Clair's not here just now.
This is Irene.
You want what?
Harvey Humphries. Do you know
of a man called Harvey Humphries?
Think carefully
before you answer, please.
- A man's life may be at stake.
- Oh, I'll have to think about this.
Er, hold on a minute, love. Now...
Can you tell her to call Jack back
regarding Harvey?
Tell her it's
a matter of life and death.
- Life and death?
- Yes. Tell her that exactly.
- Thank you.
- Right. Will do, dear.
Okay, okay. Be rational, be rational.
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