A Fantastic Fear of Everything Page #3
- (COUGHING)
- # And a Happy New Year... #
- Hello?
Happy Christmas.
(ALL) Happy Christmas.
- What do you want?
- We're singing carols.
Yeah, I can see that.
Well, ain't you gonna come out
and hear us then, bruv?
No, I can hear you perfectly well
from up here. Thank you.
We've been out for ages
and no one's given us nuffink yet.
Well, honestly, I think you should
perhaps work on your repertoire.
- Our what?
- Sorry I can't help you. Good night.
But it's for Save the Children.
Kids who ain't got no food,
Nintendo or nothing, bruv.
# We won't go until we got some
We won't go until we got some
# We won't go until we got some #
All right, all right. Wait there.
- I'm coming down.
- Yes.
(GASPS)
You gonna open up this door, then,
or what, bruv?
Um, I tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna put some loose change
into this sock
and then I'm gonna feed it
through the letter box.
- Did you get that?
- (KID) Is it clean?
- Is it what?
- Is it clean?
Is the sock clean, bruv?
Well, it's not box fresh,
if that's what you mean.
Do you want this money or not?
(PHONE RINGS)
Oh, God.
Who are you?
- You there?
- Yes. Yes.
I just... Stand back, okay?
Stand back.
Christ, can't you see I'm not in?
Er...
- Okay. Get ready.
- (PHONE STOPS RINGING)
I'm opening my flap.
Here it comes. Gently does it.
- Gently.
- (PHONE RINGS)
God in heaven, will you just f*** off
and give me some peace?
Hey, wait. Just come back!
Oi! What about my sock?
You little thieving, you...
(SOFTLY) You... you did this.
You wanna hear my voice,
you sick f***?
Hear this.
- (FUZZY) Hello?
- Jack, it's Clair.
Hello?
- Jack, it's Clair.
- Clair.
Why haven't you been answering?
I've been calling for hours.
- I thought you were a wrong number.
- Well, listen.
I've just had a very excited man
on the phone.
- Have you?
- Yes. He's read your treatment...
...for "Decades of Death"
and he's very excited by your ideas.
He wants to meet you tonight
at eight o'clock.
Oh.
- I see. Eight o'clock?
- He's off to New York tomorrow.
- It's imperative you see him.
- Why is it imperative?
Because he's Harvey Humphries.
- Harvey Humphries? Who's he?
- Head of scripts.
Clair, look, can I see him
when he comes back from New York?
Because I've not been sleeping
very well and...
Jack, he's genuinely excited.
The arrangements have all been made.
Tonight, eight o'clock,
- That's in one hour and 47 minutes.
- Wear a suit, please.
- I don't have any suits.
- Wear a clean shirt.
They're all dirty.
I'm down to my last sock.
Then you'll have to go
to the launderette, won't you?
What? A launderette?
Are you serious?
I am. What's the problem?
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