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Wait, what? How

am I gonna do that?

Positive energy. Let's do this.

Uh, you should

really clean that shirt up.

[whining]

I bet you blood on

b*obs attracts ghosts.

LORRAINE:

Inappropriate, Pete!

Sorry!

[GOAT SOUNDS EFFECTS]

[CRICKETS]

SHERYL:
Oh, I can't wait

to get this blood off.

LORRAINE:
Whoa.

SHERYL:
Oh, God.

I don't remember my

20s being so perky.

PETER:
Got you some flashlights.

Holy tits!

- Sorry. I was just, uh-

- Inappropriate, Pete.

Here's some extra batteries.

- Pete!

- That's a really nice rack.

[CRICKETS]

Hey!

Somebody's been in here.

That door was open when we left.

Don't you bullshit me, Pete.

[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]

DANIEL:
Okay. This can't be good.

We should go back outside.

LORRAINE:

No, this is great. Keep rolling.

[DOOR CREAKING]

At least my timer still works.

Your timer's not there.

LORRAINE:
Oh.

SHERYL:

Something's fishy here.

Like with the house.

I don't trust her.

Pete, you need to tell

us what she's up to.

Me? How would I know?

Look, even if it is her, she's

never gone this far before.

Don't make me do it.

What, are you guys like five?

[SQUEAK AND DOOR SLAM]

Actor guy?

LORRAINE:

Who's in there?

Keep rolling. We're going in.

I'm not going in there.

Don't you pull the

diva card with me, young lady.

When I found you, you were Drunk

Sorority Chick Number 3 on an

episode of "Scream Queens."

For the record,

I was Drunk Girl Number 2.

Whatever.

You were on "Scream Queens"?

Get in there now.

[HOWLING AND CRICKE SOUNDS INTENSIFY]

SOFT SPOOKY AMBIENCE

SHERYL:

Hello? Jimmy?

Was that you we heard?

If this was a horror film,

a cat would jump out right now.

Pretty sure the cat's

jumping days are over.

That's a good point,

Pete. Poor little Mittens.

Jimmy, if that was you,

can you do that again?

[BUZZING SOUND]

DANIEL:

70 degrees even.

Uh, uh. [sigh]

[ATMOSPHERIC SOUNDS BUILD]

[DOOR CREAKING]

GOOFY INSPECTOR MUSIC

DANIEL:

Still 70 degrees.

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[BUZZING]

LORRAINE:

Son of a b*tch.

[MACHINE BEEPS,

CAR HONKING]

DANIEL:

It just went up a degree.

[HONKING CONTINUES]

LORRAINE:
What the f***... [gasps].

Holy f***ing sh*t - Are you -

[muffled screams]

[CAR HONKING CONTINUES]

[LIGHT SWTICH SOUND EFFECT]

DANIEL:
Pete, you got

anymore batteries.

SHERYL:
Yeah. He's got

a lot of batteries.

PETER:

Um, yeah. They're Cs.

DANIEL:
Oh.

SHERYL:
Oh, God.

What do-these take Ds?

I prefer Double Ds.

I can't believe I'm in

the middle of this.

I can't believe I'm in

the middle of this either.

I want to go home.

PETER:
It's gonna be okay, buddy.

It's gonna be okay.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

See?

Anything?

[MACHINE STARTS BEEPING]

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