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Instant temperature drop.

Back in business.

[RELIEVED SIGH]

Uh, actually...

Oh. I think we just

debunked our cold spots.

[MACHINE BEEPING]

Where's Lorraine.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

Looks like there's our answer.

Debunked our light problem.

It's our producer, Lorraine.

That's two for two.

Come on out, Lorraine.

I don't think this is Lorraine.

My inner voice is telling

me this is definitely her.

You know what we should do?

Call Judge Judy right now.

No. We should scare her.

I don't think that's

possible. One time

I saw her get

bit by a rattlesnake.

She sucked out the poison,

killed the snake, and then made

me a belt. She's like

Chuck Norris, just way sexier.

Okay. Well, look. If she wants

to mess around with dead cats

and all this sick sh*t, I say

we give it right back to her.

Like the Ten

Commandments. When people do

stuff to you, you gotta

do stuff back to people.

Exactly. If she wants to

keep scaring us, guess what?

Two people

can play at that game.

DANIEL:
Maybe we should

hide or something.

PETER:
I'm not hiding.

I'm a grownup.

SHERYL:
She's hiding and she's

got a three-bedroom house in the

valley.

PETER:
Had a house.

What?

She had a House. She sold

it to pay for this show.

Now she lives above a

methadone clinic a mile from

me in Van Nuys

Oh, she's such a liar.

She's a Class A

sinner, that one.

Oh, she's got a good heart

and she's just, uh...

buries it deep,

really, really deep.

SHERYL:
Mm, you so

have a crush on her.

Oh, no. [laughs]

No, I...

SHERYL:
Whatever. She's just using you.

I think she likes chicks.

No, she doesn't!

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

DANIEL:
Can we please just

find her and prove that she

is behind all of this? Because

if not, I am going to be

convinced that there

is a ghost under my bed

the rest of my life.

Okay. We'll be those

meddling kids from "Dukes

of Hazzard." You can be Bo, you

can be Luke, and I'll be Daisy.

PETER:
Uh, meddling kids was

"Scooby Doo," and that was Daphne.

DANIEL:
Yeah. I don't want to be

the racist people from that show

that got canceled

for being racist.

They weren't racist.

Says the white guy.

I'm half Portuguese.

Okay. So is she

Daphne or is she Daisy?

I'm so confused.

Can we just find the fuse box?

Yes. Maybe in there.

LORRAINE:
[muffled screams] Hey!

Hey! [screaming]

GOOFY INSPECTOR MUSIC

SHERYL:

I bet it's in the garage.

DANIEL:
More blood.

SHERYL:
Ooh.

[BLOOD DRIP SOUNDS] DANIEL:

That is blood, right, Pete?

PETER:
Oh, yeah.

Oh, Lorraine. I just got

over the last dead animal.

I'm not going in there,

guys. You don't understand.

I have an extreme

phobia of being murdered.

That's not a phobia. Everybody's

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