50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Page #4
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- 2004
- 95 min
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Yeah,
I was just getting to that.
Rob, listen, you're one of
my closest, dearest friends...
so I say this with true love.
Your girlfriend
is a huge screaming c*nt.
She's cut you off
from your friends...
and made you take
these anti-depressives...
that have turned you
into a sad, boring ghost...
and drinks out of a juice box...
and most likely
sits down to piss.
Trust me.
All your friends agree...
this woman has the brain
of a Pilates machine...
and a heart
the size of a Zoloft.
Dump her!
Hey. What's going on?
Hi! I was just telling Rob here
what a c*nt you are...
and how dull you've made him--
Unh!
F*** you, Owen.
Let's go.
So long, old friend.
I'm gonna miss you.
Well, this is a nice way to say
good-bye to all your friends.
Well, you can't say
I wasn't honest.
Aah. At least I leave
with a clear conscience.
What are you gonna do
when you want to come back?
Well, that's the beauty of it.
Now I can't.
Great. Great.
So, you trashed your life.
For what?
Ahh.
an ex-Soviet
Nobel prize-winning physicist.
I told him I'd give him
for free
if he hired me to write his bio.
Dear Mr. McCabe, I am most
interested in your proposal.
The sooner
you come to Breighton...
the sooner we can begin.
In fact, I suggest
you leave immediately...
before there is
another earthquake.
L.A. is a doomed city.
Yours, Vassily Stepniak.
That's...
Wow. Ha!
So, I guess this is, uh...
this is really it.
Don't you have any final
earth-shattering words for me?
Ha ha!
There are no words for you.
Mmm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm!
Owen?
Owen.
Eileen's boyfriend, right?
Oh, my God. Hi.
I didn't recognize you.
Yeah, well,
last time you saw me...
I probably had my eyes open...
and my tongue
wasn't down someone's throat.
I knew there was something
different. It's Val, right?
Yeah. And this is Max--
my boyfriend Max.
-This is Owen.
-Hi.
Owen and I met at this
Ah, so you must be
in Friends of the Earth, too.
No, I was just there
to pick up girls.
Heh. So, how are you?
Are you still with Eileen, or...
Well, Eileen and l, you know...
I mean, we decided
we'd be happier, um...
It's complicated.
I got dumped.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Hey, darling, listen,
my plane's going. I got to go.
-But you have ten minutes.
-Yeah.
-I'll call you.
-OK.
Mmm.
-Bye.
-Bye.
So, how long
have you guys been together?
Oh, um, four years.
He, um, he just got this
really great job in Miami...
so he's gonna try living there
for a while.
Which is fine, really.
I mean, we--
It's complicated, but...
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